Loud music. After
which the Scene is discov-
ered ; being a
Laboratory or Alchemist's work-
house : VULCAN
looking to the registers, while
a CYCLOPE,
tending the fire, to the cornets be-
gan to sing.
Cycl. Soft,
subtile fire, thou soul of art,
Now do thy part
On weaker nature,
that through age is lamed.
Take but thy time, now she is old,
And the sun her friend grown cold,
She will no more
in strife with thee be named.
Look, but how few
confess her now,
In cheek or brow !
From every head,
almost, how she is frighted !
The very age abhors her so,
That it learns to speak and go,
As if by art alone
it could be righted.
The Song ended, MERCURY
appeared, thrusting out
his head,
and afterward his body, at the tun-
nel of the middle
furnace : which
VULCAN espy-
ing, cried out to the
CYCLOPS.
Vul. Stay, see ! our Mercury is coming
forth ;
art and all the elements assist !
Call forth our
philosophers. He will be gone. He will
evapo-
rate. Dear Mercury ! help.
He flies. He is
scaped. Precious golden Mercury, be fixt :
be
not so volatile ! Will none of
the sons of art
appear ?
In which time MERCURY
having ran once or twice
about the room, takes breath, and speaks.
Mer. Now the place and goodness
of it pro-
tect me. One tender-hearted creature
or other,
save Mercury, and free him. Ne'er an
old gen-
tlewoman in the house, that has a wrinkle about
her to hide me in ? I could run
into a serving-
woman's pocket now ; her glove, any little
hole.
Some merciful verdingale among so
many, be
bounteous, and undertake me : I will stand close
up, any where, to escape this polt-footed philos-
opher, old Smug here of Lemnos, and his smoaky
family. Has he given me time to
breathe ! O
the variety of torment that I
have endured in
the reign of the Cyclops,
beyond the most
exquisite wit of tyrants ! The whole
household
of them are become Alchemists, since their trade
of armor-making failed them, only to keep them-
selves in fire, for this winter :
for the mischief
a secret that they know, above the
consuming
of coals, and drawing of usquebagh ! howsoever
they may pretend, under the specious names of
Geber, Amold, Lully, Bombast of Hohenhein,
to commit miracles in art, and treason
against
nature. And, as if the title of
philosopher, that
creature of glory, were to be fetched
out of a
furnace, abuse the curious and credulous nation
of metal-men through the
world, and make
Mercury their instrument.
I am their crude,
and their sublimate ; their precipitate, and
their
unctuous ; their male and their
female ; some-
times their hermaphrodite : what
they list to
style me. It is I, that
am corroded, and ex-
alted, and sublimed, and reduced, and
fetch'd
over, and filtered, and wash'd, and wiped ; what
between their salts and their sulfurs,
their oils
and their tartars, their brines and their
vinegars,
you might take me out now a soused Mercury,
now a salted Mercury, now a smoaked and dried
Mercury, now a powdered
and pickled Mercury :
never herring, oyster, or cucumber past so many
vexations. My whole life with them
hath been
an exercise of torture : one, two,
three, four,
and five times an hour have they made me dance
the philosophical circle, like an ape
through a
hoop, or a dog in a wheel. I am
their turnspit
indeed : they eat or smell no roast-meat
but in
my name. I am their bill
of credit still, that
passes for their victuals and house-room.
It is
through me, they have got this
corner of the
Court to cozen in, where they shark for a
hun-
gry diet below stairs, and cheat upon your under-
officers, promising mountains for their meat, and
all upon Mercury's security. A poor
page of
the larder, they have made obstinately
believe,
he shall be physician for
the household next
summer ; they will give him a quantity
of the
quintessence, shall serve him to cure
kibes or
the mormal o' the shin, take away the
pustules
in the nose, and Mercury is engaged for
it. A
child of the scullery steals all
their coals for
them too, and he is bid sleep secure,
he shall
find a corner of the philosophers' stone for 't un-
der his bolster, one day, and have the
proverb
inverted. Against which, one day
I am to de-
liver the buttery in, so many firkins
of aurum
potabile, as it delivers out bombards of bouge to
them, between this and that.
For the pantry,
they are at a certainty with me,
and keep a
tally, an ingot, a loaf, or a wedge of some
five
pounds weight, which is nothing of
nothing, a
trifle. And so the black-guards
are pleased
with any lease of life, (for some 999,) especially
those of the boiling-house, they
are to have
Medea's kettle hung up, that they
may souse
into it when they will, and come out
renewed
like so many stript snakes
at their pleasure.
But these are petty engagements, and, as I said
below the stairs ; marry above here, perpetuity
of beauty, (do you hear, ladies?) health, riches,
honor ; a matter of
immortality is nothing.
They will calcine you a grave matron, as it might
be a mother o' the maids, and spring up a young
virgin, out of her ashes, as fresh as a
Phoenix :
lay you an old courtier on the coals
like a sau-
sage, or a bloat herring, and after
they have
broiled him enough, blow a soul into him
with
a pair of bellows, till he start up
into his gal-
liard, that was made when Monsieur was here.
They profess familiarly to melt down all the old
sinners of the suburbs once in a half-year,
into
fresh gamesters again ; get all the crack'd maid-
enheads, and cast them into new ingots
: half
the wenches of the town are alchemy.
See,
they begin to muster again, and
draw their
forces out against me ! the Genius of the place
defend me ! You that are both
the Sol and
Jupiter of this sphere, Mercury invokes
your
majesty against the sooty tribe
here ; for in
your favor only, I grow recovered and warm.
At which time VULCAN
entering with a troop of
threadbare ALCHEMISTS,
prepares them to the
first ANTIMASQUE.
Vul. Begin your charm,
sound music, circle
him in, and take him : if he will not
obey, bind
him.
They all danced about MERCURY
with variety of
changes, whilst he defends himself with his
Caduceus, and after the DANCE, speaks.
Mer. It is in vain,
Vulcan, to pitch your net
in the sight of the fowl
thus : I am no sleepy
Mars, to be catch'd in your
subtile toils. I
know what your aims are, sir, to tear the
wings
from my head and heels, lute me
up in a glass
with my own seals, while you might
wrest the
Caduceus out of my hand, to the adultery
and
spoil of nature, and make your accesses by it, to
her dishonor, more easy. Sir, would you believe
it should be come to that height of
impudence,
in mankind, that such a nest of
fire-worms as
these are, because their patron Mulciber hereto-
fore has made stools stir, and statues
dance, a
dog of brass to bark, and (which some will
say,
was his worst act) a woman to
speak, should
therefore with their heats call'd Balnei
Cineris,
or horse-dung, profess to outwork
the sun in
virtue, and contend to the great act
of genera-
tion, nay almost creation ? It is so,
though : for
in yonder vessels which you see in their
labora-
tory, they have inclosed materials
to produce
men, beyond the deeds of Deucalion, or Prome-
theus ; of which, one, they say, had
the philos-
ophers' stone, and threw it over
his shoulder,
the other the fire, and lost it.
And what men
are they, they are so busy about,
think you ?
not common ordinary creatures, but
of rarity
and excellence, such as the times
wanted, and
the age had a special deal of need of
:
such as
there was a necessity, they should be
artificial ;
for nature could never have thought
or dreamt
of their composition. I can remember
some of
their titles to you, and the ingredients
; do not
look for Paracelsus' man among them,
that he
promised you out of white bread and Dele-wine,
for he never came to light. But of these
let me
see ; the first that occurs ; a master of the
duel,
a carrier of the differences. To him
went spirit
of ale, a good quantity, with the
amalgama of
sugar and nutmegs, oil
of oaths, sulfur of
quarrel, strong waters, valor precipitate, vapored
o'er the helm with tobacco, and
the rosin of
Mars with a drachm of the business, for
that's
the word of tincture, the business. Let me
alone
with the business. I will carry
the business. I
do understand the business. I do find an affront
in the business. Then another is
a fencer in the
mathematics, or the town's cunning-man, a crea-
ture of art too ; a supposed
secretary to the
stars ; but, indeed, a kind of lying
intelligencer
from those parts. His materials,
if I be not
deceived, were juice of almanacs, extraction of
ephemerides, scales of the globe, filings
of fig-
ures, dust of the twelve houses,
conserve of
questions, salt of confederacy, a pound of adven-
ture, a grain of skill, and a
drop of truth. I
saw vegetals too, as well as minerals,
put into
one glass there, as adder's-tongue,
title-bane,
nitre of clients, tartar of false
conveyance, au-
rum palpabile, with a huge deal of talk, to which
they added tincture of conscience, with the faces
of honesty ; but for what this
was, I could not
learn ; only I have overheard one of
the artists
say, out o' the corruption of a lawyer
was the
best generation of a broker in suits : whether this
were he or no, I know not.
Vul. Thou art a scorner, Mercury,
and out of
the pride of thy protection here, makest
it thy
study to revile art, but it will turn
to thine own
contumely soon. Call forth the creatures of
the
first class, and let them move to the harmony of
our heat, till the slanderer have
sealed up his
own lips, to his own torment.
Mer. Let them come, let them come,
I would
not wish a greater punishment
to thy impu-
dence.
Enter the second ANTIMASQUE,
of imperfect crea-
tures, with helms
of limbecks on their heads :
whose dance ended,
MERCURY
proceeded.
Mer. Art thou not
ashamed, Vulcan, to offer,
in defense of thy power and
art, against the
excellence of the sun and
nature, creatures
more imperfect than the very flies
and insects
that are her trespasses and scapes
? Vanish,
with thy insolence, thou and thy impostors,
and
all mention of you melt before
the majesty of
this light, whose Mercury henceforth
I profess
to be, and never
again the philosophers'.
Vanish, I say, that
all who have but their
senses, may see and judge the difference between
thy ridiculous monsters and
his absolute fea-
tures.
At which the whole scene changed
to a glorious
bower, wherein NATURE
was placed, with PRO-
METHEUS
at her feet, and the twelve Masquers
standing about
them. After they had been a
while viewed, PROMETHEUS
descended, and Na-
ture after him,
singing.
Nat. How young and fresh am I to-night,
To see't kept day by so much light.
And twelve my sons
stand in their maker's sight ?
Help, wise Prometheus, something must be done,
To shew they are the creatures of the Sun ;
That each to other
Is a brother,
And Nature here
no step-dame, but a mother.
Cho. Come forth, come forth, prove all the
numbers then,
That make perfection up, and may absolve you men.
Nat. But shew thy winding ways and
arts,
Thy risings, and thy timely starts,
Of stealing
fire from ladies eyes and hearts.
Those softer circles are the young man's heaven,
And there more orbs and planets are than seven,
To know whose motion
Were a notion
As worthy of youth's study, as devotion.
Cho. Come forth, come forth, prove all the
time will gain,
For Nature bids the best, and never bade in vain.
HERE THE FIRST DANCE.
after which this
SONG.
Pro. How many 'mongst these ladies
here,
Wish now they such a mother were !
Nat.
Not one, I fear,
And read it in their laughters :
There's more, I guess, would wish to be my daughters.
Pro. You think they would not be so
old,
For so much glory.
Nat.
I think that thought so told
Is no false piece of story.
'Tis yet with them but beauty's noon,
They would not grandames be too soon.
Pro.
Is that your sex's humor ?
'Tis then since Niobe was chang'd that they have left
that tumor.
Cho. Move, move again, in forms as
heretofore.
Nat.
'Tis form allures.
Then move, the ladies here are store.
Pro. Nature is Motion's mother, as
she's yours.
Cho. The spring whence order flows,
that all directs,
And knits the causes with the effects.
HERE THEY DANCE THE
MAIN DANCE
Then they dance with the Ladies ;
Then their last Dance.
AFTER WHICH, PROMETHEUS CALLS
TO THEM IN THIS
SONG.
Pro.
What ! have you done
So soon ?
And can you from such beauty part ?
You'll do a wonder more than I.
I woman with her ills did fly ;
But you their good, and them deny.
Cho.
Sure each hath left his heart
In pawn to come again, or else he durst not start.
Nat.
They are loth to go
I know,
Or sure they are no sons of mine.
There is no banquet, boys, like this,
If you hope better, you will miss ;
Stay here, and take each one a kiss
Cho.
Which if you can refine,
The taste knows no such cates, nor
yet the palate
wine.
No cause of tarrying shun,
They are not worth his light, go backward
from the
sun.
WITH WHICH IT ENDED.
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