CHARACTERS:
THE DUCHESS OF MALFI
CARIOLA (the Duchess' waiting woman)
DANIEL DE BOSOLA (steward of the Duchess' horses)
FERDINAND (Duke of Calabria)
CARDINAL (Ferdinand's brother)
ANTONIO BOLOGNA (steward of the Duchess' household)
DELIO (Antonio's friend)
CASTRUCCIO (a lord)
COUNT MALATESTE (a courtier)
THE MARQUIS OF PESCARA (a soldier)
RODERIGO (a courtier)
SILVIO (a courtier)
GRISOLAN (a courtier)
JULIA (Castruccio's wife and the Cardinal's mistress)
DOCTOR
Three Young Children
Two Pilgrims
An Old Lady
Several Madmen
Court Officers
Act I, Scene I.
Enter ANTONIO, and DELIO.
Delio. You are welcome to
your country, dear Antonio;
You have been long in France, and you return
A very formal Frenchman in your habit.
How do you like the French court?
Ant. I admire it:
In seeking to reduce both state and people
To a fixt order, their judicious king
Begins at home; quits first his royal palace
Of flattering sycophants, of dissolute
And infamous persons, which he sweetly terms
His master's masterpiece, the work of heaven;
Considering duly, that a prince's court
Is like a common fountain, whence should flow
Pure silver drops in general, but if't chance
Some curs'd example poison't near the head,
Death and diseases through the whole land spread.
And what is't makes this blessed government,
But a most provident council, who dare freely
Inform him the corruption of the times?
Though some o'th' court hold it presumption
To instruct princes what they ought to do,
It is a noble duty to inform them
What they ought to forsee. Here comes Bosola,
The only court-gall; yet I observe his railing
Is not for simple love of piety:
Indeed he rails at those things which he wants;
Would be as lecherous, covetous, or proud,
Bloody, or envious, as any man,
If he had means to be so. Here's the Cardinal.
Enter BOSOLA and CARDINAL.
Bos. I do haunt you
still.
Card. So.
Bos. I have done you
better service
Than to be slighted thus.
Miserable age, where only the reward
Of doing well, is the doing of it!
Card. You enforce your
merit too much.
Bos. I fell into the
gallies in your service,
Where, for two years together, I wore
Two towels instead of a shirt, with a knot on the shoulder,
After the fashion of a Roman mantle.
Slighted thus! I will thrive some way:
Black-birds fatten best in hard weather;
Why not I in these dog-days?
Card. Would you could
become honest!
Bos. With all your
divinity do but direct me
The way to it. I have known many travel far for it,
And yet return as arrant knaves as they went forth,
Because they carried themselves always along with them.
[Exit Cardinal.
Are you gone?
Some fellows, they say, are possessed with the devil,
But this great fellow were able to possess the greatest
Devil, and make him worse.
Ant. He hath denied thee
some suit?
Bos. He and his brother
are like plum-trees that grow crooked
Over standing-pools; they are rich, and o'erladen with
Fruit, but none but crows, pies, and caterpillars feed
On them. Could I be one of their flattering panders, I
Would hang on their ears like a horseleech, till I were full, and
Then drop off. I pray leave me.
Who would rely upon these miserable dependencies; in expectation to
Be advanced to-morrow? What creature ever fed worse, than hoping
Tantalus? nor ever died any man more fearfully, than he that hoped
For a pardon. There are rewards for hawks and dogs,
When they have done us service: but for a soldier that hazards his
Limbs in a battle, nothing but a kind of geometry is his last
Supportation.
Delio. Geometry!
Bos. Ay, to hang in a
fair pair of slings, take his latter swing in
the
World upon an honourable pair of crutches, from hospital
To hospital. Fare ye well, sir: and yet do not you scorn us, for
Places in the court are but like beds in the hospital, where this
Man's head lies at that man's foot, and so lower and lower.
[Exit.
Delio. I knew this fellow
seven years in the gallies
For a notorious murder; and 'twas thought
The Cardinal suborn'd it: he was releas'd
By the French general, Gaston de Foix,
When he recover'd Naples.
Ant. 'Tis great pity,
He should be thus neglected: I have heard
He's very valiant. This fould melancholy
Will poison all his goodness; for, I'll tell you,
If too immoderate sleep be truly said
To be an inward rust unto the soul,
It then doth follow want of action
Breeds all black malcontents, and their close rearing,
Like moths in cloth, do hurt for want of wearing.
Enter ANTONIO. DELIO, FERDINAND,
CASTRUCCIO, SILVIO.
Delio. The presence 'gins
to fill: you promis'd me
To make me the partaker of the natures
Of some of your great courtiers.
Ant. The lord cardinal's,
And other strangers, that are now in court?
I shall: here comes the great Calabrian Duke.
Ferd. Who took the ring
oftenest?
Silvio. Antonio Bologna,
my lord.
Ferd. Our sister Duchess'
great master of her household:
Give him the jewel. When shall we leave this sportive action,
And fall to action indeed?
Cast. Methinks, my lord,
You should not desire to go to war in person.
Ferd. Now, for some
gravity; why, my lord?
Cast. It is fitting a
soldier arise to be a prince, but not necessary
A prince descend to be a captain.
Ferd. No?
Cast. No, my lord;
He were far better do it by a deputy.
Ferd. Why should he not
as well sleep, or eat by a deputy?
This might take idle, offensive, and base office from him,
Whereas the other deprives him of honour.
Cast. Believe my
experience: that realm is never long in quiet,
Where the ruler is a soldier.
Ferd. Thou toldest me
Thy wife could not endure fighting.
Cast. True, my lord.
Ferd. And of a jest she
broke of a captain
she met full of wounds: I have forgot it.
Cast. She told him, my
lord, he was a pitiful fellow, to lie
Like the children of Ismael, all in tents.
Ferd. Why, there's a wit
were able to undo
All the chirugeons o'th' city, for although
Gallants should quarrel, and had drawn their weapons,
And were ready to go to it, yet her persuasions would
Make them put up.
Cast. That she would, my
lord.
How do you like my Spanish gennet?
Rod. He is all fire.
Ferd. I am of Pliny's
opinion, I think he was begot by the wind;
He runs as if he were ballassed with quicksilver.
Silvio. True, my lord, he
reels from the tilt often.
Rod. Gris. Ha, ha, ha!
Ferd. Why do you laugh?
methinks you that are courtiers
Should be my touchwood, take fire when I give fire;
That is, not laugh but when I laugh, were the subject never so witty.
Cast. True, my lord; I
myself have heard a very good jest,
And have scorned to seem to have so silly a wit, as to understand it.
Ferd. But I can laugh at
your fool, my lord.
Cast. He cannot speak,
you know, but he makes faces:
My lady cannot abide him.
Ferd. No?
Cast. Nor endure to be in
merry company; for she says
Too much laughing, and too much company, fills her
Too full of the wrinkle.
Ferd. I would then have a
mathematical instrument
Made for her face,
That she might not laugh out of compass. I shall shortly
Visit you at Milan, Lord Silvio.
Silvio. Your grace shall
arrive most welcome.
Ferd. You are a good
horseman, Antonio: you have excellent
Riders in France: what do you think of good horsemanship?
Ant. Nobly, my lord: as
out of the Grecian horse issued
Many famous princes, so out of brave horsemanship
Arise the first sparks of growing resolution, that raise
The mind to noble action.
Ferd. You have bespoke it
worthily.
Silvio. Your brother, the
lord Cardinal, and sister Duchess.
Enter CARDINAL, DUCHESS,
CARIOLA, and JULIA.
Card. Are the gallies
come about?
Gris. They are, my lord.
Ferd. Here's the Lord
Silvio is come to take his leave.
Delio. Now, sir, your
promise: what's that Cardinal?
I mean his temper? They say he's a brave fellow,
Will play his five thousand crowns at tennis, dance,
Court ladies, and one that hath fought single combats.
Ant. Some such flashes
superficially hang on him, for form;
But observe his inward character: he is a melancholy
Churchman; the spring in his face is nothing but the
Engendering of toads; where he is jealous of any man,
He lays worse plots for him than ever was imposed on
Hercules, for he strews in his way flatterers, panders,
Intelligencers, atheists, and a thousand such political
Monsters. He should have been Pope, but instead of
Coming to it by the primitive decency of the church,
He did bestow bribes so largely, and so impudently, as if he would
Have carried it away withou heaven's knowledge.
Some good he hath done-
Delio. You have given too
much of him: what's his brother?
Ant. The duke there? a
most perverse and turbulent nature:
What appears in him mirth is merely outside;
If he laugh heartily, it is to laugh
All honesty out of fashion.
Delio. Twins?
Ant. In quality.
He speaks with others' tounges, and hears men's suits
With others' ears; will seem to sleep o' th' bench
Only to entrap offenders in their answers;
Dooms men to death by information,
Rewards by hearsay.
Delio. Then the law to
him
Is like a foul black cobweb to a spider,
He makes it his dwelling and a prison
To entangle those shall feed him.
Ant. Most true:
He never pays debts unless they be shrewd turns,
And those he will confess that he doth owe.
Last, for his brother there, the cardinal,
They that do flatter him most say oracles
Hang at his lips; and verily I believe them,
For the devil speaks in them.
But for their sister, the right noble duchess,
You never fix'd your eye on three fair medals
Cast in one figure, of so different temper.
For her discourse, it is so full of rapture,
You only will begin then to be sorry
When she doth end her speech, and wish, in wonder,
She held it less vain-glory, to talk much,
Than your penance to hear her: whilst she speaks,
She throws upon a man so sweet a look,
That it were able to raise one to a galliard
That lay in a dead palsy, and to dote
On that sweet countenance; but in that look
There speaketh so divine a continence,
As cuts off all lascivious and vain hope.
Her days are practis'd in such noble virtue,
That sure her nights, nay more, her very sleeps,
Are more in heaven, than other ladies' shrifts.
Let all sweet ladies break their flattering glasses,
And dress themselves in her.
Delio. Fie, Antonio,
You play the wire-drawer with her commendation.
Ant. I'll case the
picture up: only thus much,
All her particular worth, grows to this sum;
She stains the time past, lights the time to come.
Cari. You must attend my
lady in the gallery,
Some half an hour hence.
Ant. I shall.
[Exeunt Antonio and Delio.
Ferd. Sister, I have a
suit to you.
Duch. To me, sir?
Ferd. A gentleman here,
Daniel de Bosola,
One that was in the gallies-
Duch. Yes, I know him.
Ferd. A worthy fellow
h'is: pray let me entreat for
The provisorship of your horse.
Duch. Your knowledge of
him
Commends him and prefers him.
Ferd. Call him hither.
[Exit Attendant.
We are now upon parting.-
Good Lord Silvio,
Do us commend to all our noble friens
At the leaguer.
Silvio. Sir, I shall.
Ferd. You are for Milan?
Silvio. I am.
Duch. Bring the
carroches: we'll bring you down to the haven.
[Exeunt all but the Cardinal
and Ferdinand.
Card. Be sure you
entertain that Bosola
For your intelligence: I would not be seen in't;
And therefore many times I have slighted him,
When he did court our furtherance, as this morning.
Ferd. Antonio, the great
master of her household,
Had been far fitter.
Card. You are deceiv'd in
him:
His nature is too honest for such business.
He comes: I'll leave you
[Exit Cardinal.
[Enter BOSOLA.
Bos. I was lur'd to you.
Ferd. My brother here,
the cardinal could never
Abide you.
Bos. Never since he was
in my debt.
Ferd. May be some oblique
character in your face
Made him suspect you.
Bos. Doth he study
physiognomy?
There's no more credit to be given to th' face,
Than to a sick man's urine, which some call
The physician's whore, because she cozens him.
He did suspect me wrongfully.
Ferd. For that
You must give great men leave to take their times.
Distrust doth cause us seldom be deceiv'd:
You see, the oft shaking of the cedar-tree
Fastens it more at root.
Bos. Yet, take heed;
For to suspect a friend unworthily,
Instructs him the next way to suspect you,
And prompts him to deceive you.
Ferd. There's gold.
Bos. So,
What follows? never rain'd such showers as these
Without thunderbolts i' th' tail of them: whose throat must I cut?
Ferd. Your inclination to
shed blood rides post
Before my occasion to use you. I give you that
To live i'th' court here, and observe the duchess;
To note all the particulars of her 'haviour,
What suitors do solicit her for marriage,
And whom she best affects. She's a young widow:
I would not have her marry again.
Bos. No, sir?
Ferd. Do not you ask the
reason; but be satisfied
I say I would not.
Bos. It seems you would
create me
One of your familiars.
Ferd. Familiar! what's
that?
Bos. Why, a very quaint
invisible devil in flesh;
As intelligencer.
Ferd. Such a kind of
thriving thing
I would wish thee; and ere long, thou may'st arrive
At a higher place by't.
Bos. Take your devils,
Which hell calls angels: these curs'd gifts would make
You a corrupter, me an impudent traitor;
And should I take these, they'd take me to hell.
Ferd. Sir, I'll take
nothing from you, that I have given:
There is a place that I procur'd for you
This morning, the provisorship o'th'horse;
Have you heard on't?
Bos. No.
Ferd. 'Tis yours: is't
not worth thanks?
Bos. I would have you
curse yourself now, that your bounty
(Which makes men truly noble) e'er should make
Me a villain. O, that to avoid ingratitude
For the good deed you have done me, I must do
All the ill man can invent! Thus the devil
Candies all sins o'er; and what heaven terms vile
That names he complemental.
Ferd. Be yourself;
Keep your old garb of melancholy; 'twill express
You envy those that stand above your reach,
Yet strive not to come near 'em: this will gain
Access to private lodgings, where yourself
May, like a politic dormouse-
Bos. As I have seen some,
Feed in a lord's dish, half asleep, not seeming
To listen to any talk; and yet these rogues
Have cut his throat in a dream. What's my place?
The provisorship o'th' horse? say, then, my corruption
Grew out of horse-dung: I am your creature.
Ferd. Away.
Bos. Let good men, for
good deeds, covet good fame,
Since place and riches, oft are bribes of shame:
Sometimes the devil doth preach.
[Exit Bosola.
Enter DUCHESS, CARDINAL,
and CARIOLA.
Card. We are to part from
you; and your own discretion
Must now be your director.
Ferd. You are a widow:
You know already what man is; and therefore
Let not youth, high promotion, eloquence-
Card. No,
Nor anything without the addition, honour,
Sway your high blood.
Ferd. Marry! they are
most luxurious,
Will wed twice.
Card. O, fie!
Ferd. Their livers are
more spotted
Than Laban's sheep.
Duch. Diamonds are of
most value,
They say, that have past through most jewellers' hands.
Ferd. Whores, by that
rule, are precious.
Duch. Will you hear me?
I'll never marry.
Card. So most widows say;
But commonly that motion lasts no longer
Than the turning of an hour-glass: the funeral sermon
And it, end both together.
Ferd. Now hear me:
You live in a rank pasture here, i'th' court;
There is a kind of honey-dew that's deadly;
'Twill posion your fame; look to't: be not cunning;
For they whose faces do belie their hearts,
Are witches ere they arrive at twenty years,
Ay, and give the devil suck.
Duch. This is terrible
good counsel.
Ferd. Hypocrisy is woven
of a fine small thread,
Subtler than Vulcan's engine: yet, believ't,
Your darkest actions, nay, your privat'st thoughts,
Will come to light.
Card. You may flatter
yourself,
And take your own choice; privately be married
Under the eaves of night-
Ferd. Think't the best
voyage
That e'er you made; like the irregular crab,
Which, though't goes backward, thinks that it goes right,
Because it goes its own way: but observe,
Such weddings may more properly be said
To be executed, than celebrated.
Card. The marriage night
Is the entrance into some prison.
Ferd. And those joys,
Those lustful pleasures, are like heavy sleeps
Which do forerun man's mischief.
Card. Fare you well.
Wisdom begins at the end: remember it.
[Exit Cardinal.
Duch. I think this speech
between you both was studied,
It came so roundly off.
Ferd. You are my sister;
This was my father's poinard, do you see?
I'd be loath to see't look rusty, 'cause 'twas his.
I would have you to give o'er these chargeable revels,
A visor and a mask are whispering rooms
That were never built for goodness;- fare ye well,
And beware that part, which like the lamprey,
Hath never a bone in't.
Duch. Fie, sir.
Ferd. Nay,
I mean the tongue; variety of courtship;
What cannot a neat knave with a smooth tale
Make a woman believe: Farewell, lusty widow.
[Exit Ferdinand.
Duch. Shall this move me?
If all my royal kindred
Lay in my way unto this marriage,
I'd make them my low footsteps; and even now,
Even in this hate, as men in some great battles,
By apprehending danger, have achiev'd
Almost impossible actions,- I have heard soldiers say so,-
So I through frights and threatenings will assay
This dangerous venture. Let old wives report
I wink'd, and chose a husband. Cariola,
To thy known secrecy I have given up
More than my life- my fame.
Cari. Both shall be safe:
For I'll conceal this secret from the world,
As warily as those that trade in poison
Keep poison from their children.
Duch. Thy protestation
Is ingenious and hearty: I believe it.
Is Antonio come?
Cari. He attends you.
Duch. Good dear soul,
Leave me; but place thyself behind the arras,
Where thou may'st overhear us. Wish me good speed,
For I am going into a wilderness
Where I shall find no path, nor friendly clew,
To be my guide.
[Exit Cariola.
Enter ANTONIO.
I sent for you: sit
down;
Take pen and ink, and write: are you ready?
Ant. Yes.
Duch. What did I say?
Ant. That I should write
somewhat.
Duch. O, I remember.
After these triumphs and this large expense,
It's fit, like thrifty husbands, we inquire
What's laid up for to-morrow.
Ant. So please your
beauteous excellence.
Duch. Beauteous! Indeed I
thank you:
I look young for your sake;
You have ta'en my cares upon you.
Ant. I'll fetch your
grace
The particulars of your revenue and expence.
Duch. O, you are
An upright treasurer; but you mistook:
For when I said I meant to make inquiry
What's laid up for to-morrow, I did mean
What's laid up yonder for me.
Ant. Where?
Duch. In heaven.
I am making my will, (as 'tis fit princes should,
In perfect memory, ) and, I pray, sir, tell me
Were not one better make it smiling, thus,
Than in deep groans, and terrible ghastly looks,
As if the gifts we parted with procur'd
That violent distraction?
Ant. O, much better.
Duch. If I had a husband
now, this care were quit:
But I intend to make you overseer.
What good deed shall we first remember? say.
Ant. Begin with that
first good deed begun i'th'world
After man's creation, the sacrament of marriage:
I'd have you first provide for a good husband;
Give him all.
Duch. All?
Ant. Yes, your excellent
self.
Duch. St. Winifred, that
were a strange will!
Ant. 'Twere strange if
there were no will in you
To marry again.
Duch. What do you think
of marriage?
Ant. I take't, as those
that deny purgatory,
It locally contains, or heaven, or hell,
There's no third place in't.
Duch. How do you affect
it?
Ant. My banishment,
feeding my melancholy,
Would often reason thus.
Duch. Pray, let's hear
it.
Ant. Say a man never
marry, nor have children,
What takes that from him? only the bare name
Of being a father, or the weak delight
To see the little wanton ride a cock-horse
Upon a painted stick, or hear him chatter
Like a taught starling.
Duch. Fie, fie, what's
all this?
One of your eyes is blood-shot; use my ring to't,
They say 'tis very sovereign: 'twas my wedding ring,
And I did vow never to part with it
But to my second husband.
Ant. You have parted with
it now.
Duch. Yes, to help your
eye-sight.
Ant. You have made me
stark blind.
Duch. How?
Ant. There is a saucy and
ambitious devil,
Is dancing in this circle.
Duch. Remove him.
Ant. How?
Duch. There needs small
conjuration, when your finger
May do it; thus; is it fit?
[He kneels.
Ant. What said you?
Duch. Sir, this goodly
roof of yours, is too low built;
I cannot stand upright in't nor discourse,
Without I raise it higher; raise yourself;
Or, if you please, my hand to help you: so.
Ant. Ambition, madam, is
a great man's madness,
That is not kept in chains, and close-pent rooms,
But in fair lightsome lodgins, and is girt
With the wild noise of prattling visitants,
Which makes it lunatic beyond all cure.
Conceive not I am so stupid but I aim
Whereto your favours tend: but he's a fool,
That being a-cold, would thrust his hands i'th' fire
To warm them.
Duch. So now the ground's
broke,
You may discover what a wealthy mine
I make you lord of.
Ant. O, my unworthiness!
Duch. You were ill to
sell yourself:
This darkening of your worth is not like that
Which tradesmen use i'th' city; their false lights
Are to rid bad wares off; and I must tell you,
If you will know where breathes a complete man,
(I speak it without flattery,) turn your eyes,
And progress through yourself.
Ant. Were there nor
heaven nor hell,
I should be honest: I have long serv'd virtue,
And ne'er ta'en wages of her.
Duch. Now she pays it.
The misery of us that are born great!
We are forc'd to woo, because none dare woo us;
And as a tyrant doubles with his words,
And fearfully equivocates, so we
Are forc'd to express our violent passions
In riddles, and in dreams, and leave the path
Of simple virtue, which was never made
To seem the thing it is not. Go, go brag
You have left me heartless; mine is in your bosom:
I hope 'twill multiply love there. You do tremble:
Make not your heart so dead a piece of flesh,
To fear, more than to love me. Sir, be confident:
What is't distracts you? This is flesh and blood sir;
'Tis not the figure cut in alabaster,
Kneels at my husbands tomb. Awake, awake, man!
I do here put off all vain ceremony,
And only do appear to you a young widow
That claims you for her husband, and like a widow,
I use but half a blush in't.
Ant. Truth speak for me:
I will remain the constant sanctuary
Of your good name.
Duch. I thank you, gentle
love:
and 'cause you shall not come to me in debt,
Being now my steward, here upon your lips
I sign your Quietus est. This you should have begg'd now;
I have seen children oft eat sweetmeats thus,
As fearful to devour them too soon.
Ant. But for your
brothers?
Duch. Do not think of
them:
All discord without this circumference
Is only to be pitied, and not fear'd:
Yet, should they know it, time will easily
Scatter the tempest.
Ant. These words should
be mine,
And all the parts you have spoke, if some part of it
Would not have savour'd flattery.
Duch. Kneel.
Enter CARIOLA.
Ant. Ha!
Duch. Be not amaz'd, this
woman's of my counsel:
I have heard lawyers say, a contract in a chamber
Per verba presenti is absolute marriage.
Bless, heaven, this sacred gordian, which let violence
Never untwine!
Ant. And may our sweet
affections, like the spheres,
Be still in motion.
Duch. Quickening, and
make
The like soft music.
Ant. That we may imitate
the loving palms,
Best emblem of a peaceful marriage
That never bore fruit divided.
Duch. What can the church
force more?
Ant. That fortune may not
know an accident
Either of joy, or sorrow, to divide
Our fixed wishes.
Duch. How can the church
build faster?
We now are man and wife, and 'tis the church
That must but echo this. Maid, stand apart:
I now am blind.
Ant. What's your conceit
in this?
Duch. I would have you
lead your fortune by the hand
Unto your marriage bed:
(You speak in me this, for we now are one:)
We'll only lie, and talk together, and plot
T'appease my humourous kindred; and if you please,
Like the old tale in Alexander and Lodowick,
Lay a naked sword between us, keep us chaste.
O, let me shrowd my blushes in your bosom,
Since 'tis the treasury of all my secrets!
[Exeunt.
Cari. Whether the spirit
of greatness, or of woman
Reign most in her, I know not; but it shews
A fearful madness: I owe her much of pity.
[Exit.
Act I,
Scene II.
Enter BOSOLA and CASTRUCCIO.
Bosola.. You say, you
would fain be taken for an eminent courtier?
Cast. 'Tis the very main
of my ambition.
Bos. Let me see: you have
a reasonable good face for't already,
And your night-cap expresses your ears sufficient largely.
I would have you learn to twirl the strings of your band
With a good grace, and in a set speech, at th'end of every sentence,
To hum three or four times, or blow your nose till it smart again,
To recover your memory. When you come to be a president
In criminal causes, if you smile upon a prisoner, hang him, but if
You frown upon him, and threaten him, let him be sure to 'scape
The gallows.
Cast. I would be a very
merry president.
Bos. Do not sup a'
nights; 'twill beget you
An admirable wit.
Cast. Rather it would
make me have a good stomach to quarrel;
For they say, your roaring boys eat meat seldom,
And that makes them so valiant.
But how shall I know whether the people take me
For an eminent fellow?
Bos. I will teach a trick
to know it:
Give out you lie a-dying, and if you
Hear the common people curse you,
Be sure you are taken for one of the prime night-caps.
Enter an OLD LADY.
You come from painting
now.
Old Lady. From what?
Bos. Why, from your
scurvy face-physic.
To behold thee not painted, inclines somewhat near
A miracle: these in thy face here, were deep ruts,
And foul sloughs, the last progress.
There was a lady in France, that having the small-pox,
Flay'd the skin off her face, to make it more level;
And whereas before she looked like a nutmeg-grater,
After she resembled an abortive hedgehog.
Old Lady. Do you call
this painting?
Bos. No, no, but you
call't careening of an old
Morphewed lady, to make her disembogue again:
There's rough-cast phrase to your plastic.
Old Lady. It seems you
are well acquainted with my closet.
Bos. One would suspect it
for a shop of witchcraft,
To find in it the fat of serpents, spawn of snakes, Jews' spittle,
And their young childrens' ordure; and all these for the face.
I would sooner eat a dead pigeon, taken from the soles of the feet
Of one sick of the plague, than kiss one of you fasting.
Here are two of you, whose sin of your youth is the very
Patrimony of the physician; makes him renew
His foot-cloth with the spring, and change his
High-priced courtezan with the fall of the leaf.
I do wonder you do not loathe yourselves.
Observe my meditation now.
What thing is in this outward form of man
To be belov'd? We account it ominous,
If nature do produce a colt, or lamb,
A fawn, or goat, in any limb resembling
A man, and fly from't as a prodigy.
Man stands amaz'd to see his deformity
In any other creature but himself.
But in our own flesh, though we bear diseases
Which have their true names only ta'en from beasts,
As the most ulcerous wolf and swinish measle,
Though we are eaten up of lice and worms,
And though continually we bear about us
A rotten and dead body, we delight
To hide it in rich tissue; all our fear,
Nay all our terror, is, lest our physician
Should put us in the ground, to be made sweet.
Your wife's gone to Rome: you two couple, and get you
To the wells at Lucca, to recover your aches. I
Have other work on foot.
[Exeunt Castruccio and the
Old Lady.
I observe our duchess
Is sick a-days, she pukes, her stomach seethes,
The fins of her eyelids look most teeming blue,
She wanes i'th' cheek, and waxes fat i'th'flank,
And, contrary to our Italian fashion,
Wears a loose-bodied gown; there's something in't.
I have a trick may chance discover it,
A pretty one: I have bought some apricocks,
The first our spring yields-
Enter ANTONIO and DELIO.
Delio. And so long since
married!
You amaze me.
Ant. Let me seal your
lips for ever:
For did I think, that anything but th' air
Could carry these words from you, I should wish
You had no breath at all.- Now, sir, in your contemplation?
You are studying to become a great wise fellow.
Bos. O, sir, the opinion
of wisdom,
Is a foul tetter, that runs
All over a man's body: if simplicity
Direct us to have no evil,
It directs us to a happy being: for the subtlest folly
Proceeds from the subtlest wisdom:
Let me be simply honest.
Ant. I do understand your
inside.
Bos. Do you so?
Ant. Because you would
not seem to appear to th' world
Puft up with your preferment, you continue
This out-of-fashion melancholy: leave it, leave it.
Bos. Give me leave to be
honest in any phrase, in any
Complement whatsoever. Shall I confess myself to you?
I look no higher than I can reach:
They are the gods that must ride on winged horses.
A lawyer's mule, of a slow pace, will both suit
My disposition and business: for, mark me,
When a man's mind rides faster than his horse can gallop,
they quickly both tire.
Ant. You would look up to
heaven, but I think
The devil, that rules i'th'air stands in your light.
Bos. O, sir, you are lord
of the ascendant,
Chief man with the duchess; a duke was your
Cousin-german removed. Say you were lineally
Descended from King Pepin, or he himself,
What of this? search the heads of the greatest rivers
In the world, you shall find them
But bubbles of water. some would think
The souls of princes were brought forth
By some more weighty cause, than those of meaner persons:
They are deceived, there's the same hand to them;
The like passions sway them;
The same reason
That makes a vicar to go to law for a tithe-pig,
And undo his neighbours, makes them spoil
A whole province, and batter down
Goodly cities with the cannon.
Enter DUCHESS and LADIES.
Duch. Your arm, Antonio:
do I not grow fat?
I am exceeding short-winded. Bosola,
I would have you, sir, provide for me a litter;
Such a one as the Duchess of Florence rode in.
Bos. The duchess us'd one
when she was great with child.
Duch. I think she did.
Come hither, mend my ruff:
Here, when? thou art such a tedious lady; and
Thy breath smells of lemon pills: would thou hadst done!
Shall I swoon under thy fingers? I am
So troubled with the mother.
Bos. I fear too much.
Duch. I have heard you
say, that the French courtiers
Wear their hats on fore the king.
Ant. I have seen it.
Duch. In the presence?
Ant. Yes.
Duch. Why should not we
bring up that fashion?
'Tis ceremony more than duty, that consists
In the removing of a piece of felt:
Be you the example to the rest o'th' court,
Put on your hat first.
Ant. You must pardon me:
I have seen, in colder countries than in France,
Nobles stand bare to th' prince; and the distinction
Methought shew'd reverently.
Bos. I have a present for
your grace.
Duch. For me, sir?
Bos. Apricocks, madam.
Duch. O, sir, where are
they?
I have heard of none to year.
Bos. Good, her colour
rises.
Duch. Indeed I thank you:
they are wondrous fair ones:
What an unskilful fellow is our gardner!
We shall have none this month.
Bos. Will not your grace
pare them?
Duch. No: they taste of
musk, methinks; indeed they do.
Bos. I know not: yet I
wish your grace had par'd 'em.
Duch. Why?
Bos. I forgot to tell
you, the knave gardener,
Only to raise his profit by them the sooner,
Did ripen them in horse-dung.
Duch. O, you jest.-
You shall judge: pray, taste one.
Ant. Indeed, madam,
I do not love the fruit.
Duch. Sir, you are loath
To rob us of our dainties: 'tis a delicate fruit;
They say they are restorative.
Bos. 'Tis a pretty art,
This grafting.
Duch. 'Tis so: a
bettering of nature.
Bos. To make a pippin
grow upon a crab,
A damson on a black-thorn. How greedily she eats them!
A whirlwind strike off these bawd farthingales!
For, but for that, and the loose-bodied gown,
I should have discover'd apparently
The young springal cutting a caper in her belly.
Duch. I thank you,
Bosola: they were right good ones,
If they do not make me sick.
Ant. How now, madam?
Duch. This green fruit
and my stomach are not friends:
How they swell me!
Bos. Nay, you are too
much swell'd already.
Duch. O, I am in an
extreme cold sweat!
Bos. I am very sorry.
[Exit.
Duch. Lights to my
chamber. O, good Antonio,
I fear I am undone!
Delio. Lights there,
lights.
[Exit Duchess.
Ant. O my most trusty
Delio, we are lost!
I fear she's fallen in labour; and there's left
No time for her remove.
Delio. Have you prepar'd
Those ladies to attend her? and procur'd
That politic safe conveyance for the midwife,
Your duchess plotted?
Ant. I have.
Delio. Make use then of
this forc'd occasion:
Give out that Bosola hath poison'd her
With these apricocks; that will give some colour
For her keeping close.
Ant. Fie, fie, the
physicians
Will then flock to her.
Delio. For that you may
pretend
She'll use some prepar'd antidote of her own,
Lest the physicians should re-poison her.
Ant. I am lost in
amazement: I know not what to think on't.
[Exeunt.
Act II, Scene I.
Enter BOSOLA.
Bos. So, so, there's no
question but her tetchiness
And most vulturous eating of the apricocks, are
Apparent signs of breeding.
Enter an OLD LADY.
Now?
Old Lady. I am in haste,
sir.
Bos. There was a young
waiting-woman, had a monstrous desire
To see the glass-house-
Old Lady. Nay, pray let
me go.
Bos. And it was only to
know what strange instrument it was,
Should swell up a glass to the fashion of a woman's belly.
Old Lady. I will hear no
more of the glass house.
You are still abusing women.
Bos. Who I? no, only, by
the way, now and then,
Mention your frailties. The orange-tree
Bears ripe and green fruit and blossoms,
Altogether: and some of you
Give entertainment for pure loce, but more,
For precious reward. The lusty
Spring smells well; but drooping autumn tastes well. If we
Have the same golden showers, that rained in the time of Jupiter
The thunderer, you have the same Danaes still, to hold up
Their laps to receive them. Didst thou never study
The mathematics?
Old Lady. What's that,
sir?
Bos. Why, to know the
trick how to make a many lines meet
In one centre. Go, go, give your foster-daughters good counsel:
Tell them, that the devil takes delight to hang at a woman's girdle,
Like a false rusty watch, that she cannot discern
How the time passes.
[Exit Old Lady.
Enter ANTONIO, RODERIGO,
and GRISOLAN.
Ant. Shut up the
court-gates.
Rod. Why, sir? what's the
danger?
Ant. Shut up the posterns
presently, and call
All the officers o'th'court.
Gris. I shall instantly.
[Exit.
Ant. Who keeps the key
o'th' park gate?
Rod. Forobosco.
Ant. Let him bring't
presently.
[Enter GRISOLAN and SERVANTS.
First Serv. O, gentlemen
o'th' court, the foulest treason!
Bos. If that these
apricocks should be poison'd now,
Without my knowledge!
Serv. There was
taken even now a Switzer in the duchess' bed-chamber-
Second Serv. A Switzer!
Serv. With a pistol in
his great cod-piece.
Bos. Ha, ha, ha!
Serv. The cod-piece was
the case for't.
Second Serv. There was a
cunning traitor; who would
have search'd his cod-piece?
Serv. True, if he had
kept out of the ladies' chambers:
and all the moulds of his buttons were leaden bullets.
Second Serv. O, wicked
cannibal! a firelock in's codpiece!
Serv. 'Twas a French
plot, upon my life.
Second Serv. To see what
the devil can do!
Ant. Are all the officers
here?
Servants. We are.
Ant. Gentlemen,
We have lost much plate you know; and but this evening
Jewels, to the value of four thousand ducats,
Are missing in the duchess' cabinet.
Are the gates shut?
Serv. Yes.
Ant. 'Tis the duchess'
pleasure
Each officer be lock'd into his chamber
Till the sun-rising; and to send the keys
Of all their chests, and of their outward doors
Into her bed-chamber. She is very sick.
Rod. At her pleasure.
Ant. She entreats you
tak't not ill: the innocent
Shall be the more approv'd by it.
Bos. Gentlemen o'th'
wood-yard, where's you Switzer now?
Serv. By this hand 'twas
credibly reported by one o'th' blackguard.
[Exeunt Gentlemen.
Delio. How fares it with
the duchess?
Ant. She's expos'd
Unto the worst of torture, pain and fear.
Delio. Speak to her all
happy comfort.
Ant. How I do play the
fool with mine own danger!
You are this night, dear friend, to post to Rome:
My life lies in your service.
Delio. Do not doubt me.
Ant. O, 'tis far from me!
and yet fear presents me
Somewhat that looks like danger.
Delio. Believe it,
'Tis but the shadow of your fear, no more:
How superstitiously we mind our evils!
The throwing down salt, or crossing of a hare,
Bleeding at nose, the stumbling of a horse,
Or singing of a cricket, are of power
To daunt whole man in us. Sir, fare you well:
I wish you all the joys of a blest father;
And, for my faith, lay this unto your breast,
Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.
[Exit.
Enter CARIOLA.
Cari. Sir, you are the
happy father of a son:
Your wife commends him to you.
Ant. Blessed comfort!
For heaven' sake tend her well: I'll presently
Go set a figure for's nativity.
[Exeunt.
Act II,
Scene III.
Enter BOSOLA, with a dark lantern.
Bos. Sure I did hear a
woman shriek: list, ha!
And the sound came, if I receiv;d it right,
From the duchess' lodgings. There's some stratagem
In the confining all our courtiers
To their several wards: I must have part of it;
My intelligence will freeze else. List, again!
It may be 'twas the melancholy bird,
Best friend of silence and of solitariness,
The owl, that scream'd so. Ha! Antonio!
Enter ANTONIO.
Ant. I heard some noise.
Who's there? what art thou? speak.
Bos. Antonio? put not
your face nor body
To such a forc'd expression of fear:
I am Bosola, your friend.
Ant. Bosola!
This mole does undermine me- Heard you not
A noise even now?
Bos. From whence?
Ant. From the duchess'
lodging.
Bos. Not I: did you?
Ant. I did, or else I
dream'd.
Bos. Let's walk towards
it.
Ant. No: it may be 'twas
But the rising of the wind.
Bos. Very likely:
Methinks 'tis very cold, and yet you sweat.
You look wildly.
Ant. I have been setting
a figure
For the duchess' jewels.
Bos. Ah, and how falls
your question?
Do you find it radical?
Ant. What's that to you?
'Tis rather to be question'd what design,
When all men were commanded to their lodgings,
Makes you a night-walker.
Bos. In sooth I'll tell
you:
Now all the court's asleep, I thought the devil
Had least to do here; I came to say my prayers,
And if it do offend you I do so,
You are a fine courtier.
Ant. This fellow will
undo me.
You gave the duchess apricocks to-day:
Pray heaven they were not poison'd.
Bos. Poison'd! a Spanish
fig
For the imputation.
Ant. Traitors are ever
confident,
Till they are discover'd. There were jewels stol'n too:
In my conceit, none are to be suspected
More than yourself.
Bos. You are a false
steward.
Ant. Saucy slave, I'll
pull thee up by the roots.
Bos. Maybe the ruin will
crush you to pieces.
Ant. You are an impudent
snake indeed, sir.
Are you scarce warm, and do you show your sting?
You libel well, sir.
Bos. No, sir: copy it
out,
And I will set my hand to't.
Ant. My nose bleeds.
One that were superstitious would count
This ominous, when it merely comes by chance:
Two letters, that are wrote here for my name,
Are drown'd in blood!
Mere accident.- For you, sir, I'll take order
I'th' morn you shall be safe- 'tis that must colour
Her lying in- sir, this door you pass not:
I do not hold it fit that you come near
The duchess' lodgings, till you have quit yourself.-
The great are like the base, nay, they are the same,
When they seek shameful was to avoid shame.
[Exit.
Bos. Antonio hereabout
did drop a paper.
Some of your help, false friend. O, here it is:
What's here? a child's nativity calculated!
The Duchess was delivered of a son, tween the hours
twelve and one in the night, Anno Dom. 1504, (that's this
year) decimo nono Decembris, (that's this night,) taken
according to the Meridian of Malfi (that's our Duchess:
happy discovery!) The lord of the first house being combust
in the ascendant, signifies short life; and Mars being in a
human sign, joined to the tail of the Dragon, in the eighth
house, doth threaten a violent death. Caetera non scrutantur.
Why, now 'tis most apparent: this precise fellow
Is the duchess' bawd- I have it to my wish!
This is a parcel of intelligency
Our courtiers were cas'd up for: it needs must follow,
That I must be committed, on pretence
Of poisoning her; which I'll endure, and laugh at.
If one could find the father now! but that
Time will discover. Old Castruccio
I'th' morning posts to Rome: by him I'll send
A letter, that shall make her brothers' galls
O'erflow their livers. This was a thrifty way.
Though lust do mask in ne'er so strange disguise,
She's oft found witty, but is never wise.
[Exit.
Act II,
Scene IV.
Enter CARDINAL, and
JULIA.
Card. Sit: thou art my
best of wishes. Prithee tell me,
What trick didst thou invent to come to Rome
Without thy husband?
Julia. Why, my lord, I
told him
I came to visit an old anchorite
Here, for devotion.
Card. Thou art a witty
false one;
I mean, to him.
Julia. You have prevail'd
with me
Beyond my strongest thoughts: I would not now
Find you inconstant.
Card. Do not put thyself
To such a voluntary torture, which proceeds
Out of your own guilt.
Julia. How, my lord?
Card. Sooth, generally;
for women,
A man might strive to make glass malleable,
Ere he should make them fixed.
Julia. So, my lord.
Card. We had need go
borrow that fantastic glass,
Invented by Galileo the Florentine,
To view another spacious world i'th' moon,
And look to find a constant woman there.
Julia. This is very well,
my lord.
Card. Why do you weep?
Are tears your justification? the self-same tears
Will fall into your husband's bosom, lady,
With a loud protestation that you love him
Above the world. Come, I'll love you wisely:
That's jealousy; since I am very certain
You cannot make me cuckold.
Julia. I'll go home
To my husband.
Card. You may thank me,
lady:
I have taken you off your melancholy perch,
Bore you upon my fist, and shew'd you game,
And let you fly at it.- I pray thee kiss me.-
When thou was't with thy husband, thou was't watch'd
Like a tame elephant:- (still you are to thank me:)-
Thou hadst only kisses from him, and high feeding;
But what delight was that? 'twas just like one
That hath a little fingering on the lute,
Yet cannot tune it:- still you are to thank me.
Julia. You told me of a
piteous wound i'th' heart,
And a sick liver, when you woo'd me first,
And spake like one in physic.
Card. Who's that?-
Enter SERVANT.
Rest firm, for my
affection to thee,
Lightning moves slow to't.
Serv. Madam, a gentleman,
That's come post from Malfi, desires to see you.
Card. Let him enter: I'll
withdraw.
[Exit.
Serv. He says,
Your husband, old Castruccio, is come to Rome,
Most pitifully tired with riding post.
[Exit.
Enter DELIO.
Julio. Signior Delio!
'tis one of my old suitors.
Delio. I was bold to come
and see you.
Julia. Sir, you are
welcome.
Delio. Do you lie here?
Julia. Sure, your own
experience
Will satisfy you, no: our Roman prelates
Do not keep lodging for ladies.
Delio. Very well:
I have brought you no commendations from your husband,
For I know none by him.
Julia. I hear he's come
to Rome.
Delio. I never knew man
and beast, of a horse and a knight,
So weary of each other; if he had had a good back,
He would have undertook to have borne his horse,
His breech was so pitifully sore.
Julia. Your laughter
Is my pity.
Delio. Lady, I know not
whether
You want money, but I have bought you some.
Julia. From my husband?
Delio. No, from mine own
allowance.
Julia. I must hear the
condition, ere I be bound to take it.
Delio. Look on't, 'tis
gold; hath it not a fine colour?
Julis. I have a bird more
beautiful.
Delio. Try the sound
on't.
Julia. A lute-spring far
exceeds it:
It hath no smell, like cassia, or civet;
Nor is it physical, though some fond doctors
Persuade us seeth't in cullises. I'll tell you,
This is a creature bred by-
Enter SERVANT.
Serv. Your husband's
come,
Hath deliver'd a letter to the Duke of Calabria,
That to my thinking, hath put him out of his wits.
[Exit.
Julia. Sir, you hear:
Pray let me know your business, and your suit,
As briefly as can be.
Delio. With good speed, I
would wish you,
At such time as you are non-resident
With your husband, my mistress.
Julia. Sir, I'll go ask
my husband if I shall,
And straight return your answer.
[Exit.
Delio. Very fine.
Is this her wit, or honesty, that speaks thus?
I heard one say the duke was highly mov'd
With a letter sent from Malfi. I do fear
Antonio is betray'd: how fearfully
Shews his ambition now! unfortunate fortune!
They pass through whirlpools, and deep woes do shun,
Who the event weigh, ere the action's done.
[Exit.
Act II,
Scene V.
Enter CARDINAL, and FERDINAND with a
letter.
Ferd. I have this night
digg'd up a mandrake.
Card. Say you?
Ferd. And I am grown mad
with't.
Card. What's the prodigy?
Ferd. Read there, a
sister damn'd: she's loose i'th' hilts;
Grown a notorious strumpet.
Card. Speak lower.
Ferd. Lower!
Rogues do not whisper't now, but seek to publish't
(As servants do the bounty of their lords)
Aloud; and with a covetous searching eye,
To mark who note them. O, confusion seize her!
She hath had most cunning bawds to serve her turn,
And more secure conveyances for lust,
Than towns of garrison for service.
Card. Is't possible?
Can this be certain?
Ferd. Rhubarb, O, for
rhubarb,
To purge this choler! here's the cursed day
To prompt my memory; and here't shall stick
Till of her bleeding heart I make a sponge
To wipe it out.
Card. Why do you
make yourself
So wild a tempest?
Ferd. Would I could
be one,
That I might toss her palace 'bout her ears,
Root up her goodly forests, blast her meads,
And lay her general territory as waste,
As she hath done her honours.
Card. Shall our
blood,
The royal blood of Arragon and Castile,
Be thus attainted?
Ferd. Apply desperate
physic:
We must not now use balsamum, but fire,
The smarting cupping-glass, for that's the mean
To purge infected blood, such blood as hers.
There is a kind of pity in mine eye,
I'll give it to my handkerchief; and now 'tis here
I'll bequeath this to her bastard.
Card. What to do?
Ferd. Why, to make
soft lint for his mother's wounds,
When I have hewed her to pieces.
Card. Curs'd
creature!
Unequal nature, to place women's hearts
So far upon the left side!
Ferd. Foolish men,
That e'er will trust their honour in a bark
Made of so slight weak bulrush as is woman,
Apt every minute to sink it!
Card. Thus
Ignorance, when it hath purchas'd honour,
It cannot wield it.
Ferd. Methinks I see her
laughing:-
Excellent hyena! Talk to me somewhat, quickly,
Or my imagination will carry me
To see her in the shameful act of sin.
Card. With whom?
Ferd. Happily with some
strong-thigh'd bargeman,
Or one o'th' wood-yard, that can quoit the sledge,
Or toss the bar, or else some lovely squire
That carries coals up to her privy lodgings.
Card. You fly beyond your
reason.
Ferd. Go to, mistress!
'Tis not your whore's milk that shall quench my wild-fire,
But your whore's blood.
Card. How idly shews this
rage, which carries you,
As men convey'd by witches through the air,
On violent whirlwinds! this intemperate noise
Fitly resembles deaf men's shrill discourse,
Who talk aloud, thinking all other men
To have their imperfection.
Ferd. Have not you
My palay?
Card. Yes; I can be angry
Without this rupture: there is not in nature
A thing that makes man so deform'd, so beastly,
As doth intemperate anger. Chide yourself.
You have divers men, who never yet express'd
Their strong desire of rest, but by unrest,
By vexing of themselves. Come, put yourself
In tune.
Ferd. So: I will not only
study to seem
The thing I am not. I could kill her now,
In you, or in myself; for I do think
It is some sin in us, heaven doth revenge
By her.
Card. Are you stark mad?
Ferd. I would have their
bodies
Burnt in a coal-pit with the ventage stopp'd,
That their curs'd smoke might not ascend to heaven;
Or dip the sheets they lie in in pitch or sulphur,
Wrap them in't, and then light them like a match;
Or else to boil their bastard to a cullis
And give't his lecherous father, to renew
The sin of his back.
Card. I'll leave you.
Ferd. Nay, I have done.
I am confident, had I been damn'd in hell,
And should have heard of this, it would have put me
Into a cold sweat. In, in, I'll go sleep.
Till I know who leaps my sister, I'll not stir:
That known, I'll find scorpions to string my whips,
And fix her in a general eclipse.
[Exeunt.
Act III, Scene I.
Enter ANTONIO and DELIO.
Antonio. Our noble
friend, my most beloved Delio!
O, you have been a stranger long at court:
Came you along with the Lord Ferdinand?
Delio. I did, sir: and
how fares your noble duchess?
Ant. Right fortunately
well: she's an excellent
Feeder of pedigrees; since you last saw her,
She hath had two children more, a son and daughter.
Delio. Methinks 'twas
yesterday; but let me wink,
And not behold your face- which to mine eye
Is somewhat leaner- verily I should dream
It were within this half hour.
Ant. You have not been in
law, friend Delio,
Nor in prison, nor a suitor at the court,
Nor begg'd the reversion of some great man's place,
Nor troubled with an old wife, which doth make
Your time so insensibly hasten.
Delio. Pray, sir, tell
me,
Hath not this news arriv'd tet to the ear
Of the lord Cardinal?
Ant. I fear it hath:
The Lord Ferdinand, that's newly come to court,
Doth bear himself right dangerously.
Delio. Pray, why?
Ant. He is so quiet, that
he seems to sleep
The tempest out, as dormice do in winter:
These houses that are haunted, are most still
Till the devil be up.
Delio. What say the
common people?
Ant. The common rabble do
directly say
She is a strumpet.
Delio. And your graver
heads,
Which would be politic, what censure they?
Ant. They do observe, I
grow to infinite purchase,
The left hand way; and all suppose the duchess
Would amend it, if she could: for, say they,
Great princes, though they grudge their officers
Should have such large and unconfined means
To get wealth under them, will not complain,
Lest thereby they should make them odious
Unto the people; for other obligation
Of love or marriage, between her and me,
They never dream of.
Delio. The Lord Ferdinand
Is going to bed.
Enter DUCHESS, FERDINAND,
BOSOLA.
Ferd. I'll instantly to
bed,
For I am weary. I am to bespeak
A husband for you.
Duch. For me, sir! pray
who is't?
Ferd. The great Count
Malateste.
Duch. Fie upon him:
A count! he's a mere stick of sugar-candy;
You may look quite through him. When I choose
A husband, I will marry for your honour.
Ferd. You shall do well
in't. How is't, worthy Antonio?
Duch. But, sir, I am to
have private conference with you
About a scandalous report is spread
Touching mine honour.
Ferd. Let me be ever deaf
to't:
One of Pasquil's paper-bullets, court-calumny,
A pestilent air, which princes' palaces
Are seldom purg'd of. Yet, say that it were true,
I pour it in your bosom: my fix'd love
Would strongly excuse, extenuate, nay, deny
Faults, were they apparent in you. Go, be safe
In your own innocency.
Duch. O bless'd comfort!
This deadly air is purg'd.
[Exeunt all but Ferdinand
and Bosola.
Ferd. Her guilt treads on
Hot burning culters. Now, Bosola,
How thrives our intelligence?
Bos. Sir, uncertainly:
'Tis rumour'd she hath had three bastards, but
By whom, we may go read i'th' stars.
Ferd. Why some
Hold opinion, all things are written there.
Bos. Yes, if we could
find spectacles to read them.
I do suspect, there hath been some sorcery
Us'd on the duchess.
Ferd. Sorcery! to what
purpose?
Bos. To make her dote on
some desertless fellow,
She shames to acknowledge.
Ferd. Can your faith give
way
To think there's power in potions, or in charms,
To make us love whether we will or no?
Bos. Most certainly.
Ferd. Away, these are
mere gulleries, horrid things,
Invented by some cheating mountebanks,
To abuse us. Do you think that herbs, or charms,
Can force the will? Some trials have been made
In this foolish practice, but the ingredients
Were lenitive poisons, such as are of force
To make the patient mad; and straight the witch
Swears by equivocation they are in love.
The witch-craft lies in her rank blood. This night
I will force confession from her. You told me
You had got, within these two days, a false key
Into her bed-chamber.
Bos. I have.
Ferd. As I would wish.
Bos. What do you intend
to do?
Ferd. Can you guess?
Bos. No.
Ferd. Do not ask then:
He that can compass me, and know my drifts,
May say he hath put a girdle 'bout the world,
And sounded all her quicksands.
Bos. I do not think so.
Ferd. What do you think,
then, pray?
Bos. That you are
Your own chronicle too much, and grossly
Flatter yourself.
Ferd. Give me thy hand; I
thank thee:
I never gave pension but to flatterers,
Till I entertained thee. Farewell.
That friend a great man's ruin strongly checks,
Who rails into his belief all his defects.
[Exeunt.
Act III,
Scene II.
Enter DUCHESS, ANTONIO, and
CARIOLA.
Duch. Bring me the casket
hither, and the glass.
You get no lodging here to night, my lord.
Ant. Indeed, I must
persuade one.
Duch. Very good:
I hope in time 'twill grow into a custom,
That noblemen shall come with cap and knee,
To purchase a night's lodging of their wives.
Ant. I must lie here.
Duch. Must! you are a
lord of misrule.
Ant. Indeed, my rule is
only in the night.
Duch. To what use will
you put me?
Ant. We'll sleep
together.
Duch. Alas,
What pleasure can two lovers find in sleep!
Cari. My lord, I lie with
her often; and I know
She'll much disquiet you.
Ant. See, you are
complain'd of.
Cari. For she's the
sprawlingest bedfellow.
Ant. I shall like her the
better for that.
Cari. Sir, shall I ask
you a question?
Ant. Ay, pray thee,
Cariola.
Cari. Wherefore still,
when you lie with my lady,
Do you rise so early?
Ant. Labouring men
Count the clock oftenest, Cariola;
Are glad when their task's ended.
Duch. I'll stop your
mouth.
Ant. Nay, that's but one;
Venus had two soft doves
To draw her chariot; I must have another.
When wilt thou marry, Cariola?
Cari. Never, my lord.
Ant. O, fie upon this
single life! forego it.
We read how Daphne, for her peevish flight,
Became a fruitless bay-tree; Syrinx turn'd
To the pale empty reed; Anaxarete
Was frozen into marble: whereas those
Which married, or prov'd kind unto their friends,
Were by a gracious influence, transhap'd
Into the olive, pomegranate, mulberry,
Became flowers, precious stones, or eminent stars.
Cari. This is a vain
poetry; but I pray you tell me,
If there were propos'd me, wisdom, riches, and beauty,
In three several young men, which should I choose.
Ant. 'Tis a hard
question: this was Paris' case,
And he was blind in't, and there was great cause;
For how was't possible he could judge right,
Having three amorous goddesses in view,
And they stark naked? 'twas a motion
Were able to benight the apprehension
Of the severest counsellor of Europe.
Now I look on both your faces so well form'd,
It puts me in mind of a question I would ask.
Cari. What is't?
Ant. I do wonder why
hard-favour'd ladies,
For the most part, keep worse-favour'd waiting women,
To attende them, and cannot endure fair ones.
Duch. O, that's soon
answer'd.
Did you ever in your life know an ill painter
Desire to have his dwelling next door to the shop
Of an excellent picture-maker? 'twould disgrace
His face-making, and undo him. I prithee,
When were we so merry? My hair tangles.
Ant. Pray thee, Cariola,
let's steal forth the room,
And let her talk to herself: I have divers times
Serv'd her the like, when she hath chaf'd extremely.
I love to see her angry. Softly. Cariola.
[Exeunt.
Duch. Doth not the colour
of my hair 'gin to change?
When I wax gray, I shall have all the court
Powder their hair with arras to be like me.
You have cause to love me; I enter'd you into my heart
Before you would vouchsafe to call for the keys.
Enter FERDINAND unseen.
We shall one day have my
brothers take you napping:
Methinks his presence, being now in court,
Should make you keep your own bed; but you'll say
Love mixt with fear is sweetest. I'll assure you,
You shall get no more children till my brothers
Consent to be your gossips. Have you lost your tongue?
'Tis welcome:
For know, whether I am doom'd to live or die,
I can do both like a prince.
Ferd. Die then quickly.
[Ferdinand gives her a poniard.
Virtue, where art thou
hid? what hideous thing
Is it that doth eclipse thee?
Duch. Pray, sir, hear me.
Ferd. Or is it true thou
art but a bare name,
And no essential thing?
Duch. Sir-
Ferd. Do not speak.
Duch. No, sir:
I will plant my soul in mine ears, to hear you.
Ferd. O, most imperfect
light of human reason,
That mak'st us so unhappy to foresee
What we can least prevent! Pursue thy wishes,
And glory in them: there's in shame no comfort,
But to be past all bounds and sense of shame.
Duch. I pray, sir, hear
me: I am married.
Ferd. So.
Duch. Happily, not to
your liking: but for that,
Alas, your shears do come untimely now
To clip the bird's wings, that's already flown!
Will you see my husband?
Ferd. Yes.
If I could change eyes with a basilisk.
Duch. Sure, you came
hither
By his confederacy.
Ferd. The howling of a
wolf
Is music to thee, screech-owl: prithee, peace.
Whate'er thou art that hast enjoy'd my sister,
For I am sure thou hears't me, for thine own sake
Let me not know thee. I come hither prepar'd
To work thy discovery; yet am now persuaded
It would beget such violent effects
As would damn us both. I would not for ten millions
I had beheld thee: therefore use all means
I never may have knowledge of thy name;
Enjoy thy lust still, and a wretched life,
On that condition. And for thee, vile woman,
If thou do wish thy lecher may grow old
In thy embracements, I would have thee build
Such a room for him as our anchorites
To holier use inhabit. Let not the sun
Shine on him, till he's dead; let dogs and monkies
Only converse with him, and such dumb things
To whom nature denies use to sound his name;
Do not keep a paraquito, lest she learn it;
It thou do love him, cut out thine own tongue
Lest it bewray him.
Duch. Why might not I
marry?
I have not gone about in this to create
Any new world or custom.
Ferd. Thou art undone;
And thou hast ta'en that massy sheet of lead
That hid thy husband's bones, and folded it
About my heart.
Duch. Mine bleeds for't!
Ferd. Thine! thy heart!
What should I name't, unless a hollow bullet
Fill'd with unquenchable wild-fire?
Duch. You are in this
Too strict; and were you not my princely brother,
I would say, too wilful: my reputation
Is safe.
Ferd. Dost thou know what
reputation is?
I'll tell thee,- to small purpose, since th' instruction
Comes now too late.
Upon a time Reputation, Love, and Death
Would travel o'er the world; and it was concluded
That they should part, and take three several ways.
Death told them, they should find him in great battles,
Or cities plagu'd with plagues: Love gives them counsel
To enquire for him 'mongst unambitious shepherds,
Where dowries were not talk'd of, and sometimes
'Mongst quiet kindred, that had nothing left
By their dead parents: stay, quoth Reputation,
Do not forsake me; for it is my nature
If once I part from any man I meet,
I am never found again. And so, for you;
You have shook hands with Reputation,
And made him invisible. So fare you well:
I will never see you more.
[Exit.
Enter ANTONIO with a pistol.
Duch. You saw this
apparition?
Ant. Yes: we are
Betray'd. How come he hither? I should turn
This to thee, for that.
Cari. Pray, sir, do; and
when
That you have cleft my heart, you shall read there
Mine innocence.
Duch. That gallery gave
him entrance.
Ant. I would this
terrible thing would come again,
That, standing on my guard, I might relate
My warrantable love! Ha! what means this?
[She shews the poniard.
Duch. He left this with
me.
Ant. And it seems, did
wish
You would use it on yourself.
Duch. His action
Seem'd to intend so much.
Ant. This hath a handle
to't,
As well as a point: turn it towards him,
And so fasten the keen edge in his rank gall.
How now! who knocks? more earthquakes!
Duch. I stand
As if a mine beneath my feet were ready
To be blown up.
Cari. 'Tis Bosola.
Duch. Away.
O misery! methinks unjust actions
Should wear these masks and curtains, and not we.
You must instantly part hence: I have fashion'd it already.
[Exit ANTONIO.
Enter BOSOLA.
Bos. The duke your
brother is ta'en up in a whirlwind;
Hath took horse, and 's rid post to Rome.
Duch. So late!
Bos. He told me, as he
mounted into th' saddle,
You were undone.
Duch. Indeed, I am very
near it.
Bos. What's the matter?
Duch. Antonio, the master
of our household,
Hath dealt so falsely with me in's accounts:
My brother stood engag;d with me for money
Ta'en up of certain Neapolitan Jews,
And Antonio lets the bonds be forfeit.
Bos. Strange!- this is
cunning!
Duch. And hereupon
My brother's bills at Naples are protested
Against. Call up our officers.
Bos. I shall.
[Exit.
Enter ANTONIO.
Duch. The place that you
must fly to, is Ancona:
Hire a house there; I'll send after you
My treasure, and my jewels. Our weak safety
Runs upon enginous wheels: short syllables,
Must stand for periods. I must now accuse you
Of such a feigned crime, as Tasso calls
Magnanima menzogna, a noble lie,
'Cause it must shield our honours:- hark, they are coming!
Enter BOSOLA and Gentlemen.
Ant. Will your grace hear
me?
Duch. I have got well by
you; you have yielded me
A million of loss: I am like to inherit
The people's curses for your stewardship.
You had the trick in audit-time to be sick,
Till I had sign'd your Quietus; and that cur'd you
Without help of a doctor. Gentlemen,
I would have this man be an example to you all,
So shall you hold my favour; I pray, let him;
For h'as done that, alas! you would not think of,
And, because I intend to be rid of him,
I mean not to publish. Use your fortune elsewhere.
Ant. I am strongly arm'd
to brook my overthrow:
As commonly men bear with a hard year,
I will not blame the cause on't; but do think
The necessity of my malevolent star
Procures this, not her humour. O, the inconstant
And rotten ground of service! you may see,
'Tis even like him, that in a winter night,
Takes a long slumber o'er a dying fire,
A-loath to part from't; yet parts thence as cold,
As when he first sat down.
Duch. We do confiscate
Towards the satisfying of your accounts,
All that you have.
Ant. I am all yours; and
'tis very fit
All mine should be so.
Duch. So, sir, you have
your pass.
Ant. You may see,
gentlemen, what it is to serve
A prince with body and soul.
[Exit.
Bos. Here's an example
for extortion: what moisture
Is drawn out of the sea, when foul weather comes
Pours down, and runs into the sea again.
Duch. I would know what
are your opinions
Of this Antonio.
Second Off. He could not
abide to see a pig's head
gaping: I thought your grace would find him a Jew.
Third Off. I would you
had been his officer, for your
own sake.
Fourth Off. He stopped
his ears with black wool, and to
those came to him for money, said he was thick of hearing.
Second Off. Some said he
was an hermaphrodite, for
he could not abide a woman.
Fourth Off. How scurvy
proud he would look, when the
treasury was full! well, let him go.
First Off. Yes, and the
chippings of the buttery fly
after him, to scour his gold chain.
Duch. Leave us,
[Exeunt.
What do you think of
these?
Bos. That these are
rogues, that in's prosperity,
But to have waited on his fortune, could have wish'd
His dirty stirrup rivetted through their noses;
And follow'd after's mule, like a bear in a ring.
Would have prostituted their daughters to his lust;
Made their first-born intelligencers; thought none happy
But such as were born under his blest planet,
And wore his livery: and do these lice drop off now?
Well, never look to have the like again:
He hath left a sort of flattering rogues behind him;
Their doom must follow. Princes pay flatterers
In their own money: flatterers dissembly their vices,
And they dissemble their lies; that's justice.
Alas, poor gentlemen!
Duch. Poor! he hath amply
fill'd his coffers.
Bos. Sure he was too
honest. Plutus, the god of riches,
When he's sent by Jupiter to any man,
He goes limping, to signify that wealth
That comes on god's name, comes slowly; but when he's sent
On the devil's errand, he rides post and comes in by scuttles.
Let me shew you, what a most unvalued jewel
You have in a wanton humour thrown away,
To bless the man shall find him. He was an excellent
Courtier, and most faithful; a soldier, that thought it
As beastly to know his own value too little,
As devilish to acknowledge it too much.
Both his virtue and form deserv'd a far better fortune.
His discourse rather delighted to judge itself, than shew itself:
His breast was fill'd with all perfection,
And yet it seemed a private whispering-room,
It made so liitle noise of't.
Duch. But he was basely
descended.
Bos. Will you make
yourself a mercenary herald,
Rather to examine men's pedigrees, than virtues?
You shall want him:
For know an honest statesman to a prince,
Is like a cedar planted by a spring:
The spring bathes the tree's root, the grateful tree
Rewards it with his shadow- you have not done so.
I would sooner swim to the Bermoothes on
Two politicians' rotten bladders, tied
Together with an intelligencer's heart-string,
Than depend on so changeable a prince's favour.
Fare thee well, Antonio! since the malice of the world
Would needs down with thee, it cannot be said yet
That any ill happened unto thee, considering thy fall
Was accompanied with virtue.
Duch. O, you render me
excellent music!
Bos. Say you?
Duch. This good one that
you speak of, is my husband.
Bos. Do I not dream? can
this ambitious age
Have so much goodness in't, as to prefer
A man merely for worth, without these shadows
Of wealth and painted honours? possible?
Duch. I have had three
children by him.
Bos. Fortunate lady!
For you have made your private nuptial bed
The humble and fair seminary of peace.
No question but many an unbenefic'd scholar
Shall pray for you for this deed, and rejoice
That some preferment in the world can yet
Arise from merit. The virgins of your land
That have no dowries, shall hope your example
Will raise them to rich husbands. Should you want
Soldiers, 'twould make the very Turks and Moors
Turn Christians, and serve you for this act.
Last, the neglected poets of your time,
In honour of this trophy of a man,
Rais'd by that curious engine, your white hand,
Shall thank you, in your grave, for't; and make that
More reverend than all the cabinets
Of living princes. For Antonio,
His fame shall likewise flow from many a pen,
When heralds shall want coats to sell to men.
Duch. As I taste comfort
in this friendly speech,
So would I find concealment.
Bos. O, the secret of my
prince,
Which I will wear on th' inside of my heart!
Duch. You shall take
charge of all my coin and jewels,
And follow him; for he retires himself
To Ancona.
Bos. So.
Duch. Whither, within few
days,
I mean to follow thee.
Bos. Let me think:
I would wish your grace to feign a pilgrimage
To our lady of Loretto, scare seven leagues
From fair Ancona; so may you depart
Your country with more honour, and your flight
Will seem a princely progress, retaining
Your usual train about you.
Duch. Sir, your direction
Shall lead me by the hand.
Cari. In my opinion,
She were better progress to the baths at Lucca,
Or go visit the Spa
In Germany: for, if you will believe me,
I do not like this jesting with religion,
This feigned pilgrimage.
Duch. Thou art a
superstitious fool!
Prepare us instantly for our departure.
Past sorrows, let us moderately lament them,
For those to come, seek wisely to prevent them.
[Exeunt Duchess and Cariola.
Bos. A politician is the
devil's quilted anvil;
He fashions all sins on him, and the blows
Are never heard: he may work in a lady's chamber,
As here for proof. What rests but I reveal
All to my lord? O, this base quality
Of intelligencer! why, every quality i'th' world
Prefers but gain or commendation.
Now, for this act I am certain to be rais'd,
And men that paint weeds to the life, are prais'd.
[Exit.
Act III,
Scene III.
Enter CARDINAL, FERDINAND, MALATESTE,
PESCARA, DELIO, and SILVIO.
Card. Must we turn
soldier then?
Mal. The emperor,
Hearing your worth that way, ere you attain'd
This reverend garment, joins you in commission
With the right fortunate soldier, the Marquess of Pescara,
And the famous Lannoy.
Card. He that had the
honour
Of taking the French king prisoner?
Mal. The same.
Here's a plot drawn for a new fortification
At Naples.
Ferd. This great count
Malateste, I perceive,
Hath got employment?
Delio. No employment, my
lord;
A marginal note in the muster-book, that he is
A voluntary lord.
Fer. He's no soldier.
Delio. He has worn
gunpowder in's hollow tooth, for the tooth-ache.
Sil. He comes to the
leaguer with a full intent
To eat fresh beef and garlic, means to stay
Till the scent be gone, and straight return to court.
Delio. He hath read all
the late service,
As the City Chronicle relates it:
And keeps two pewterers going, only to express
Battles in model.
Sil. Then he'll fight by
the book.
Delio. By the almanack, I
think,
To choose good days, and shun the critical;
That's his mistress' scarf.
Sil. Yes, he protests
He would do much for that taffata.
Delio. I think he would
run away from a battle,
To save it from taking prisoner.
Sil. He is horribly
afraid
Gunpowder will spoil the perfume on't.
Delio. I saw a Dutchman
break his pate once
For calling him pot-gun; he made his head
Have a bore in't like a musket.
Sil. I would he had made
a touchhole to't.
He is indeed a guarded sumpter-cloth,
Only for the remove of the court.
Enter BOSOLA.
Pes. Bosola arriv'd! what
should be the business?
Some falling out amongst the cardinals.
These factions amongst great men, they are like
Foxes, when their heads are divided,
They carry fire in their tails, and all the country
About them goes to wrack for't.
Sil. What's that Bosola?
Delio. I knew him in
Padua,- a fantastical scholar,
Like such, who study how many knots was in
Hercules' club, of what colour Achilles' beard was,
Or whether Hector were not troubled
With the tooth-ache.
He hath studied himself half blear-eyed to know
The true symmetry of Caesar's nose by a shoeing-horn; and this
He did to gain the name of a speculative man.
Pes. Mark prince
Ferdinand:
A very salamander lives in's eye,
To mock the eager violence of fire.
Sil. That Cardinal hath
made more bad faces with his
oppression than ever Michael Angelo made good ones: he
lifts up's nose, like a foul porpoise before a storm.
Pes. The Lord Ferdinand
laughs.
Delio. Like a deadly
cannon,
That lightens ere it smokes.
Pes. These are your true
pangs of death,
The pangs of life, that struggle with great statesmen.
Delio. In such a deformed
silence, witches whisper their charms.
Card. Doth she make
religion her ridinghood
To keep her from the sun and tempest?
Ferd. That, that damns
her.
Methinks her fault and beauty,
Blended together, shew like leprosy,
The whiter, the fouler. I make it a question
Whether her beggarly brats were ever christen'd.
Card. I will instantly
solicit the state of Ancona
To have them banish'd.
Ferd. You are for
Loretto:
I shall not be at your ceremony; fare you well.
Write to the Duke of Malfi, my young nephew
She had by her first husband, and acquaint him
With's mother's honesty.
Bos. I will.
Ferd. Antonio!
A slave that only smell'd of ink and counters
And never in's life look'd like a gentleman,
But in the audit-time. Go, go presently,
Draw me out an hundred and fifty of our horse,
And meet me at the fort-bridge.
[Exeunt.
Act III,
Scene IV.
Enter TWO PILGRIMS to the
Shrine of our Lady of Loretto.
First Pil. I have not
seen a goodlier shrine than this,
Yet I have visited many.
Second Pil. The cardinal
of Arragon
Is this day to resign his cardinal's hat:
His sister duchess likewise is arriv'd
To pay her vow of pilgrimage. I expect
A noble ceremony.
First Pil. No question.
They come.
[Here the ceremony of the
Cardinal's instalment, in the habit
of a soldier, performed
in delivering up his cross, hat, robes,
and ring, at the shrine,
and investing him with sword, helmet,
shield, and spurs: then
Antonio, the Duchess, and their
children, having presented
themselves at the shrine, are, by a
form if banishment in
dumb-shew
expressed towards them by
the Cardinal and the state
of Ancona, banished. During all
which ceremony, this ditty
is sung, to very solemn music, by
divers churchmen, and then
exeunt:
Arms,
and honours deck thy story,
To thy fame's eternal glory:
Adverse fortune ever fly thee;
No disastrous fate come nigh thee.
I alone will sing thy praises,
Whom to honour virtue raises;
And thy study, that divine is,
Bent to martial discipline is.
Lay aside all those robes lie by thee;
Crown thy arts with arms, they'll beautify thee.
O, worthy of worthiest name, adorn;d in this manner,
Lead bravely thy forces on, under war's warlike
banner!
O, may'st thou prove fortunate in all martial
courses!
Guide thou still by skill in arts and forces:
Victory attend thee nigh, whilst fame sings loud thy powers;
Triumphant conquest crown thy head, and blessings pour down showers!
First Pil. Here's a
strange turn of state! who would have thought
So great a lady would have match'd herself
Unto so mean a person? yet the cardinal
Bears him much too cruel.
Second Pil. They are
banish'd.
First Pil. But I would
ask what power hath this state
Of Ancona, to determine of a free prince?
Second Pil. They are a
free state, sir, and her brother shew'd
How that the Pope fore-hearing of her looseness,
Hath seiz'd into the protection of the church
The dukedom, which she held as dowager.
First Pil. But by what
justice?
Second Pil. Sure I think
by none,
Only her brother's instigation.
First Pil. What was it
with such violence he took
Off from her finger?
Second Pil. 'Twas her
wedding ring.
Which he vow'd shortly he would sacrifice
To his revenge.
First Pil. Alas, Antonio!
If that a man be thrust into a well,
No matter who sets hand to't, his own weight
Will bring him sooner to th' bottom. Come, let's hence.
Fortune makes this conclusion general,
All things do help th' unhappy man to fall.
[Exeunt.
Act III,
Scene V.
Enter DUCHESS, ANTONIO, CHILDREN,
CARIOLA and SERVANTS.
Duch. Banish'd Ancona!
Ant. Yes, you see what
power
Lightens in great men's breath.
Duch. Is all our train
Shrunk to this poor remainder?
Ant. These poor men,
Which have got little in service, vow
To take your fortune: but your wiser buntings,
Now they are fledg'd, are gone.
Duch. They have done
wisely.
This puts me in mind of death: physicians thus,
With their hands full of money, use to give o'er
Their patients.
Ant. Right the fashion of
the world:
From decay'd fortunes every flatterer shrinks;
Men cease to build where the foundation sinks.
Duch. I had a very
strange dream to night.
Ant. What was't?
Duch. Methought I wore my
coronet of state,
And on a sudden all the diamonds
Were chang'd to pearls.
Ant. My
interpretation
Is, you'll weep shortly; for to me the pearls
Do signify your tears.
Duch. The birds that live
i'th' field
On the wild benefit of nature, live
Happier than we; for they may choose their mates,
And carol their sweet pleasures to the spring.
Enter BOSOLA with a
letter.
Bos. You are happily
o'erta'en.
Duch. From my brother?
Bos. Yes, from the Lord
Ferinand, your brother.
All love and safety.
Duch. Thou dost blanch
mischief,
Would'st make it white.
See, see, like to calm weather
At sea before a tempest, false hearts speak fair
To those they intend most mischief.
Send Antonio to me; I want his head in a business.
[Reads the letter.
A politic equivocation!
He doth not want your counsel, but your head;
That is, he cannot sleep till you be dead.
And here's another pitfall that's strew'd o'er
With roses; mark it, 'tis a cunning one;
I stand engaged for your husband, for several debts at
Naples: let not that trouble him; I had rather have his
heart than his money:
And I believe so too.
Bos. What do you believe?
Duch. That he so much
distrusts my husband's love,
He will by no means believe his heart is with him,
Until he see it: the devil is not cunning enough
To circumvent us in riddles.
Bos. Will you reject that
noble and free league
Of amity and love, which I present you?
Duch. Their league is
like that of some politic kings,
Only to make themselves of strength and power
To be our after-ruin: tell them so.
Bos. And what from you?
Ant. Thus tell him; I
will not come.
Bos. And what of this?
Ant. My brothers have
dispers'd
Blood-hounds abroad; which till I hear are muzzled,
No truce, though hatch'd with ne'er such politic skill,
Is safe, that hangs upon our enemies' will.
I'll not come at them.
Bos. This proclaims your
breeding:
Every small thing draws a base mind to fear,
As the adamant draws iron. Fare you well, sir:
You shall shortly hear from 's.
[Exit.
Duch. I suspect some
ambush:
Therefore by all my love I do conjure you
To take your eldest son, and fly towards Milan.
Let us not venture all this poor remainder,
In one unlucky bottom.
Ant. You counsel safely.
Best of my life, farewell, since we must part:
Heaven hath a hand in't: but no otherwise,
Than as some curious artist takes in sunder
A clock, or watch, when it is out of frame,
To bring't in better order.
Duch. I know not which is
best,
To see you dead, or part with you. Farewell, boy:
Thou art happy, that thou hast not understanding
To know thy misery; for all our wit
And reading brings us to a truer sense
Of sorrow. In the eternal church, sir,
I do hope we shall not part thus.
Ant. O, be of comfort!
Make patience a noble fortitude,
And think not how unkindly we are us'd:
Man, like to cassia, is prov'd best, being bruis'd.
Duch. Must I, like to a
slav-born Russian,
Account it praise to suffer tyranny?
And yet, O heaven, thy heavy hand is in't!
I have seen my little boy oft scourge his top,
And compar'd myself to't: nought made me e'er go right
But heaven's scourge-stick.
Ant. Do not weep:
Heaven fashion'd us out of nothing; and we strive
To bring ourselves to nothing. Farewell, Cariola,
And thy sweet armful. If I do never see thee more,
Be a good mother to your little ones,
And save them from the tiger: fare you well.
Duch. Let me look upon
you once more, for that speech
Came from a dying father: your kiss is colder
Than that I have seen an holy anchorite
Give to a dead man's skull.
Ant. My heart is turn'd
to a heavy lump of lead,
With which I sound my danger: fare you well.
[Exit.
Duch. My laurel is all
wither'd.
Cari. Look, madam, what a
troop of armed men
Make toward us.
Enter BOSOLA and SOLDIERS,
with vizards.
Duch. O, they are very
welcome!
When fortune's wheel is over-charg'd with princes,
The weight makes it move swift: I would have my ruin
Be sudden. I am your adventure, am I not?
Bos. You are: you must
see your husband no more.
Duch. What devil art
thou, that counterfeits heaven's thunder?
Bos. Is that terrible? I
would have you tell me
Whether is that note worse that frights the silly birds
Out of the corn, or that which doth allure them
To the nets? you have hearken'd to the last too much.
Duch. O misery! like to a
rusty o'er-charg'd cannon.
Shall I ne'er fly in pieces? Come, to what prison?
Bos. To none.
Duch. Whither, then?
Bos. To your palace.
Duch. I have heard that
Charon's boat serves to convey
All o'er the dismal lake, but brings none back again.
Bos. Your brothers mean
you safety and pity.
Duch. Pity! With such a
pity men preserve alive
Pheasants and quails, when they are not fat enough
To be eaten.
Bos. These are your
children?
Duch. Yes.
Bos. Can they prattle?
Duch. No:
But I intend, since they were born accurs'd,
Curses shall be their first language.
Bos. Fie, madam,
Forget this base, low fellow.
Duch. Were I a man,
I'd beat that counterfeit face into thy other.
Bos. One of no birth.
Duch. Say that he was
born mean,
Man is most happy when's own actions
Be arguments and examples of his virtue.
Bos. A barren, beggarly
virtue.
Duch. I prithee who is
greatest, can you tell?
Sad tales befit my woe: I'll tell you one.
A salmon, as she swam unto the sea,
Met with a dog-fish, who encounters her
With this rough language: Why art thou so bold
To mix thyself with our high state of floods,
Being no eminent courtier, but one
That for the calmest, and fresh time o'th' year
Dost live in shallow rivers, rank'st thyself
With silly smelts and shrimps? and darest thou
Pass by our dog-ship without reverence?
O, quoth the salmon, sister, be at peace:
Thank Jupiter, we both have past the net!
Our value never can be truly known,
Till in the fisher's basket we be shown:
I' th' market then my price may be the higher,
Even when I am nearest to the cook and fire.
So, to great men the moral may be stretched;
Men oft are valu'd high, when th' are most wretched.
But come, whither you please. I am arm'd 'gainst misery;
Bent to all sways of the oppressor's will:
There's no deep valley but near some great hill.
[Exeunt.
Act IV, Scene I.
Enter FERDINAND and BOSOLA.
Ferdinand. How doth our
sister duchess bear herself
In her imprisonment?
Bos. Nobly: I'll describe
her.
She's sad, as one long us'd to't, and she seems
Rather to welcome the end of misery,
Than shun it; a behaviour so noble,
As gives a majesty to adversity:
You may discern the shape of loveliness
More perfect in her tears than in her smiles:
She will muse for hours together; and her silence,
Methinks, expresseth more than if she spake.
Ferd. Her melancholy
seems to be fortified
With a strange disdain.
Bos. 'Tis so; and this
restraint,
Like English mastiffs that grow fierce with tying,
Makes her too passionately apprehend
Those pleasure's she's kept from.
Ferd. Curse upon her!
I will no longer study in the book
Of another's heart. Inform her what I told you.
[Exit.
Enter DUCHESS.
Bos. All comfort to your
grace.
Duch. I will have none.
Pray thee, why dost thou wrap thy poison'd pills
In gold and sugar?
Bos. Your elder brother,
the Lord Ferdinand,
Is come to visit you, and sends you word,
'Cause once he rashly made a solemn vow
Never to see you more, he comes i'th' night;
And prays you gently neither torch nor taper
Shine in your chamber: he will kiss your hand,
And reconcile himself; but, for his vow,
He dares not see you.
Duch. At his pleasure.
Take hence the lights; he's come.
Enter FERDINAND.
Ferd. Where are you?
Duch. Here, sir.
Ferd. This darkness suits
you well.
Duch. I would ask you
pardon.
Ferd. You have it;
For I account it the honorabl'st revenge,
Where I may kill, to pardon. Where are your cubs?
Duch. Whom?
Ferd. Call them your
children,
For though our national law distinguish bastards
From true legitimate issue, compassionate nature
Makes them all equal.
Duch. Do you visit me for
this?
You violate a sacrament o'th' church
Shall make you howl in hell for't.
Ferd. It had been well,
Could you have liv'd thus always; for indeed,
You were too much i'th' light- but no more;
I come to seal my peace with you. Here's a hand,
[Gives her a dead man's hand.
To which you have vow'd
much love; the ring upon't
You gave.
Duch. I affectionately
kiss it.
Ferd. Pray do, and bury
the print of it in your heart.
I will leave this ring with you, for a love-token;
And the hand, as sure as the ring; and do not doubt
But you shall have the heart too: when you need a friend,
Send it to him that ow'd it: you shall see
Whether he can aid you.
Duch. You are very cold:
I fear you are not well after your travel.
Ha! lights! O, horrible!
Ferd. Let her have lights
enough.
[Exit.
Duch. What witchcraft
doth he practise, that he hath left
A dead man's hand here?
[Here is discovered, behind
a traverse, the artificial
figures of Antonio and his children, appearing as
if they were dead.
Bos. Look you, here's the
piece, from which 'twas ta'en.
He doth present you this sad spectacle,
That, now you know directly they are dead,
Hereafter you may wisely cease to grieve
For that which cannot be recovered.
Duch. There is not
between heaven and earth one wish
I stay for after this: it wastes me more
Than were't my picture, fashion'd out of wax,
Stuck with a magical needle, and then buried
In some foul dunghill; and yond's an excellent property
For a tyrant, which I would account mercy.
Bos. What's that?
Duch. If they would bind
me to that lifeless trunk,
And let me freeze to death.
Bos. Come, you must live.
Duch. That's the greatest
torture souls feel in hell,
In hell that they must live, and cannot die.
Portia, I'll new kindle thy coals again,
And revive the rare and almost dead example
Of a loving wife.
Bos. O fie! despair?
remember
You are a Christian.
Duch. The church enjoins
fasting:
I'll starve myself to death.
Bos. Leave this vain
sorrow.
Things being at the worst, begin to mend: the bee
When he hath shot his sting into your hand,
May then play with your eyelid.
Duch. Good comfortable
fellow!
Persuade a wretch that's broke upon the wheel
To have all his bones new set; entreat him live
To be executed again. Who must dispatch me?
I account this world a tedious theatre,
For I do play a part in't 'gainst my will.
Bos. Come, be of comfort;
I will save your life.
Duch. Indeed I have not
leisure to tend so small a business.
Bos. Now, by my life, I
pity you.
Duch. Thou art a fool
then,
To waste thy pity on a thing so wretched
As cannot pity itself. I am full of daggers.
Puff, let me blow those vipers from me.
Enter SERVANT.
What are you?
Serv. One that wishes you
long life.
Duch. I would thou wert
hang'd for the horrible curse
Thou hast given me: I shall shortly grow one
Of the miracles of pity. I'll go pray, no,
I'll go curse.
Bos. O, fie!
Duch. I could curse the
stars.
Bos. O, fearful!
Duch. And those three
smiling seasons of the year
Into a Russian winter: nay the world
To its first chaos.
Bos. Look you, the stars
shine still.
Duch. O, but you must
remember,
My curse hath a great way to go:-
Plagues, that make lanes through largest families,
Consume them!
Bos. Fie, lady.
Duch. Let them like
tyrants
Never be remember'd, but for the ill they have done;
Let all the zealous prayers of mortified
Churchmen forget them!
Bos. O, uncharitable!
Duch. Let heaven, a
little while, cease crowning martyrs,
To punish them! Go, howl them this, and say, I long to bleed:
It is some mercy when men kill with speed.
[Exit.
Enter FERDINAND.
Ferd. Excellent, as I
would wish; she's plagu'd in art:
These presentations are but fram'd in wax,
By the curious master in that quality,
Vincentio Lauriola, and she takes them
For true substantial bodies.
Bos. Why do you do this?
Ferd. To bring her to
despair.
Bos. 'Faith, end here,
And go no farther in your cruelty;
Send her a penitential garment to put on
Next to her delicate skin, and furnish her
With beads, and prayer-books.
Ferd. Damn her! that body
of hers,
While that my blood ran pure in't, was more worth
Than that which thou wouldlst comfort, called a soul.
I will send her masks of common courtesans,
Have her meat sev'd up by bawds and ruffians,
And, 'cause she'll needs be mad, I am resolv'd
To remove forth the common hospital
All the mad-folk, and place them near her lodging;
There let them practise together, sing and dance,
And set theit gambols to the full o'th' moon:
If she can sleep the better for it, let her.
Your work is almost ended.
Bos. Must I see her
again?
Ferd. Yes.
Bos. Never.
Ferd. You must.
Bos. Never in mine own
shape;
That's forfeited by my intelligence,
And this last cruel lie: when you send me next,
The business shall be comfort.
Ferd. Very likely;
Thy pity is nothing of kin to thee. Antonio
Lurks about Milan: thou shalt shortly thither,
To feed a fire as great as my revenge,
Which never will slack till it have spent his fuel:
Intemperate agues make physicians cruel.
[Exeunt.
Act IV,
Scene II.
Enter DUCHESS and CARIOLA.
Duch. What hideous noise
was that?
Cari. 'Tis the wild
consort
Of madmen, lady, which your tyrant brother
Hath plac'd about your lodging: this tyranny,
I think, was never practis'd till this hour.
Duch. Indeed, I thank
him: nothing but noise and folly
Can keep me in my right wits; whereas reason
And silence make me stark mad. Sit down;
Discourse to me some dismal tragedy.
Cari. O, 'twill increase
your melancholy.
Duch. Thou art deceiv'd:
To hear of greater grief would lessen mine.
This is a prison.
Cari. Yes, but you shall
live
To shake this durance off.
Duch. Thou art a fool:
The robin-red-breast and the nightingale
Never live long in cages.
Cari. Pray, dry your
eyes:
What think you of, madam?
Duch. Of nothing;
When I muse thus, I sleep.
Cari. Like a madman, with
your eyes open?
Duch. Dost thou think we
shall know one another
In th'other world?
Cari. Yes, out of
question.
Duch. O, that it were
possible we might
But hold some two days' conference with the dead!
From them O should learn somewhat, I am sure,
I never shall know here. I'll tell thee a miracle;
I am not mad yet, to my cause of sorrow:
Th' heaven o'er my head seems made of molten brass,
The earth of flaming sulphur, yet I am not mad.
I am acquainted with sad misery,
As the tann'd galley-slave is with his oar;
Necessity makes me suffer constantly,
And custom makes it easy. Whom do I look like now?
Cari. Like to your
picture in the gallery,
A deal of life in show, but none in practice;
Or rather like some reverend monument
Whose ruins are even pitied.
Duch. Very proper;
And fortune seems only to have her eyesight,
To behold my tragedy. How now!
What noise is that?
Enter SERVANT.
Serv. I am come to tell
you,
Your brother hath intended you some sport.
A great physician, when the pope was sick
Of a deep melancholy, presented him
With several sorts of madmen, which wild oject
Being full of change and sport, forc'd him to laugh,
And so th' imposthume broke: the selfsame cure
The duke intends on you.
Duch. Let them come in.
Enter MADMEN.
Serv. There's a mad
lawyer; and a secular priest;
A doctor, that hath forfeited his wits
By jealousy; an astrologian
That in his works said, such a day o'th' month
Should be the day of doom, and failing of't,
Ran mad; an English tailor, craz'd i'th' brain
With the study of new fashion; a gentleman usher,
Quite beside himself with care to keep in mind
The number of his lady's salutations,
Or "How do you," she employ'd him in each morning;
A farmer too, an excellent knave in grain,
Mad 'cause he was hinder'd transportation;
And let one broker that's mad loose to these,
You'd think the devil were among them.
Duch. Sit, Cariola. Let
them loose when you please,
For I am chain'd to endure all your tyranny.
Here by a madman this
Song is sung, to a dismal kind of music.
O, let us howl some heavy
note,
Some deadly dogged howl,
Sounding, as from the
threatening
throat
Of beasts and fatal fowl!
As ravens, screech-owls,
bulls, and bears,
We'll bell, and bawl our parts,
Till irksome noise have
cloy'd your ears,
And corrasiv'd your hearts.
At last, whenas our quire
wants breath,
Our bodies being blest,
We'll sing, like swans,
to welcome death,
And die in love and rest.
First Madman. Doom's-day
not come yet! I'll draw it nearer by a
perspective, or make a glass that shall set all the world on fire upon
an
instant. I cannot sleep; my pillow is stuffed with a litter of
porcupines.
Second Madman. Hell is a
mere glass-house, where the devils are
continually blowing up women's souls on hollow irons, and the fire
never goes out.
Third Madman. I will lie
with every woman in my parish the tenth
night; I will tythe them over like haycocks.
Fourth Madman. Shall my
'pothecary outgo me, because I am a
cuckold? I have found out his roguery; he makes alum of his wife's
urine, and sells it to Puritans that have sore throats with
overstraining.
First Madman. I have
skill in heraldry.
Second Madman. Hast?
First Madman. You do give
for your crest a woodcock's head, with
the brains picked out on't; you are a very ancient gentleman.
Third Madman. Greek is
turned Turk: we are only to be saved by
the Helvetian translation.
First Madman. Come on,
sir, I will lay the law to you.
Second Madman. O, rather
lay a corrasive; the law will eat to the
bone.
Third Madman. He that
drinks but to satisfy nature, is damned.
Fourth Madman. If I had
my glass here, I would shew a sight should
make all the women here call me mad doctor.
First Madman. What's he,
a rope-maker?
Second Madman. No, no,
no, a snuffling knave, that while he shews
the tombs, will have his hand in a wench's placket.
Third Madman. Woe to the
caroch, that brought home my wife from
the mask at three a'clock in the morning! it had a large featherbed
in it.
Fourth Madman. I have
pared the devil's nails forty time, roasted
them in ravens' eggs, and cured agues with them.
Third Madman. Get me
three hundred milch bats, to make possets to
procure sleep.
Fourth Madman. All the
college may throw their caps at me; I have
made a soapboiler costive: it was my masterpiece.
[Here the dance, consisting
of eight madmen, with music
answerable thereunto; after which, Bosola, like an old
man, enters.
Duch. Is he mad too?
Serv. Pray question him.
I'll leave you.
[Exeunt all but the Duchess
and Bosola.
Bos. I am come to make
thy tomb.
Duch. Ha! my tomb!
Thou speak'st, as if I lay upon my death-bed,
Gasping for breath: dost thou perceive me sick?
Bos. Yes, and the more
dangerously, since thy sickness
Is insensible.
Duch. Thou art not mad
sure: dost thou know me?
Bos. Yes.
Duch. Who am I?
Bos. Thou art a box of
worm-seed, at best but a salvatory
Of green mummy. What's this flesh? a little cruded milk
Fantastical puff-paste. Our bodies are weaker than those
Paper-prisons boys use to keep flies in; more contemptible,
Since ours is to preserve earth-worms. Didst thou ever see
A lark in a cage? such is the soul in the body: this world
Is like her little turf of grass, and the heaven o'er our heads,
Like her looking-glass, only gives us a miserable knowledge
Of the small compass of our prison.
Duch. Am not I thy
duchess?
Bos. Thou art some great
woman sure, for riot
Begins to sit on thy forehead (clad in gray hairs)
Twenty years sooner
Than on a merry milkmaid's.
Thou sleepest worse than if a mouse
Should be forced to take up her lodging in a cat's ear:
A little infant that breeds its teeth, should it lie with thee,
Would cry out, as if thou wert
The more unquiet bedfellow.
Duch. I am Duchess of
Malfi still.
Bos. That makes thy sleep
so broken:
Glories, like glowworms afar off shine bright,
But look'd to near, have neither heat nor light.
Duch. Thou art very
plain.
Bos. My trade is to
flatter the dead, not the living;
I am a tomb-maker.
Duch. And thou com'st to
make my tomb?
Bos. Yes.
Duch. Let me be a little
merry:
Of what stuff wilt thou make it?
Bos. Nay, resolve me
first, of what fashion?
Duch. Why, do we grow
fantastical in our death-bed?
Do we affect fashion in the grave?
Bos. Most ambitiously.
Princes' images on their tombs
Do not lie, as they were wont, seeming to pray
Up to heaven; but with their hands under their cheeks,
As if they died of the tooth-ache: they are not carved
With their eyes fixt upon the stars; but
As their minds were wholly bent upon the world,
The selfsame way they seem to turn their faces.
Duch. Let me know fully,
therefore, the effect
Of this thy dismal preparation,
This talk, fit for a charnel.
Bos. Now I shall:
[A coffin, cords, and a bell
brought in.
Here is a present from
your princely brothers,
And may it arrive welcome, for it brings
Last benefit, last sorrow.
Duch. Let me see it:
I have so much obedience in my blood,
I wish it in their veins to do them good.
Bos. This is your last
presence-chamber.
Cari. O, my sweet lady!
Duch. Peace; it affrights
not me.
Bos. I am the common
bellman,
That usually is sent to condemn'd persons
The night before they suffer.
Duch. Even now thou
said'st
Thou wast a tomb-maker.
Bos.'Twas to bring you
By degrees to mortification. Listen:
[dirge.
Hark, now everything is still,
The screech-owl, and the
whistler shrill,
Call upon our dame aloud,
And bid her quickly don
her shroud!
Much you had of land and
rent;
Your length in clay's now
competent:
A long war distrub'd your
mind;
Here your perfect peace is sign'd.
Of what is't fools make
such vain keeping?
Sin their conception, their
birth weeping;
Their life a general mist
of error,
Their death a hideous storm
of terror.
Strew your hair with powders
sweet,
Don clean linen, bathe your
feet,
And (the foul fiend more
to check)
A crucifix let bless your
neck:
'Tis now full tide 'tween
night and day;
End your groan, and come
away.
Cari. Hence, villains,
tyrants, murderers! alas!
What will you do with my lady?- Call for help.
Duch. To whom, to our
next neighbours? they are mad-folks.
Bos. Remove that noise.
Duch. Farewell, Cariola.
In my last will, I have not much to give:
A many hungry guests have fed upon me;
Thine will be a poor reversion.
Cari. I will die with
her.
Duch. I pray thee, look
thou giv'st my little boy
Some syrup for his cold, and let the girl
Say her prayers ere she sleep.- Now what you please:
[Cariola is forced out.
What death?
Bos. Strangling; here are
your executioners.
Duch. I forgive them:
The apoplexy, catarrh, or cough o'th' lungs,
Would do as much as they do.
Bos. Doth not death
fright you?
Duch. Who would be afraid
on't,
Knowing to meet such excellent company
In th' other world?
Bos. Yet, methinks,
The manner of your death should much afflict you;
This cord should terrify you.
Duch. Not a whit:
What would it pleasure me to have my throat cut
With diamonds? or to be smothered
With cassia? or to be shot to death with pearls?
I know death hath ten thousand several doors
For men to take their exits; and 'tis found
They go on such strange geometrical hinges,
You may open them both ways: any way, for heaven sake,
So I were out of your whispering. Tell my brothers,
That I perceive death, now I am well awake,
Best gift is they can give, or I can take.
I would fain put off my last woman's fault,
I'd not be tedious to you.
Execut. We are ready.
Duch. Dispose my breath
how please you, but my body
Bestow upon my women, will you?
Execut. Yes.
Duch. Pull, and pull
strongly, for your able strength,
Must pull down heaven upon me:
Yet stay, heaven-gates are not so highly arch'd
As princes' palaces; they that enter there,
Must go upon their knees. Come, violent death,
Serve for mandragora, to make me sleep:
Go, tell my brothers, when I am laid out,
They then may feed in quiet.
[They strangle her.
Bos. Where's the
waiting-woman?
Fetch her: some other strangle the children.
Enter CARIOLA.
Look you, there sleeps
your mistress.
Cari. O, you are damn'd
Perpetually for this! My turn is next;
Is't not so order'd?
Bos. Yes, and I am glad
You are so well prepar'd for't.
Cari. You are deceiv'd,
sir,
I am not prepared for't; I will not die:
I will first come to my answer, and know
How I have offended.
Bos. Come, dispatch her.
You kept her counsel, now you shall keep ours.
Cari. I will not die, I
must not; I am contracted
To a young gentleman.
Execut. Here's your
wedding-ring.
Cari. Let me but speak
with the duke; I'll discover
Treason to his person.
Bos. Delays:- throttle
her.
Execut. She bites and
scratches.
Cari. If you kill me now,
I am damn'd; I have not been at confession
This two years.
Bos. When?
Cari. I am quick with
child.
Bos. Why then,
Your credit's sav'd.- Bear her into the next room;
Let this lie still.
Enter FERDINAND.
Ferd. Is she dead?
Bos. She is what
You'd have her. But here begin your pity:
[Shews the children strangled.
Alas! how have these
offended?
Ferd. The death
Of young wolves is never to be pitied.
Bos. Fix your eye here.
Ferd. Constantly.
Bos. Do you not weep?
Other sins only speak; murder shrieks out:
The element of water moistens the earth,
But blood flies upwards and bedews the heavens.
Ferd. Cover her face;
mine eyes dazzle: she died young.
Bos. I think not so; her
infelicity
Seem'd to have years too many.
Ferd. She and I were
twins;
And should I die this instant, I had liv'd
Her time to a minute.
Bos. It seems she was
born first:
You have bloodily approv'd the ancient truth,
That kindred commonly do worse agree
Than remote strangers.
Ferd. Let me see her face
again.
Why didst not thou pity her? what an excellent
Honest man might'st thou have been
If thou hadst born her to some sanctuary;
Or, bold in a good cause, oppos't thyself,
With thy advanced sword above thy head,
Between her innocence and my revenge.
I had thee, when I was distracted of my wits,
Go kill my dearest friend, and thou hast done't.
For let me but examine well the cause:
What was the meanness of her match to me?
Only I must confess I had a hope,
Had she continu'd widow, to have gain'd
An infinite mass of treasure by her death;
And that was the main cause, her marriage,
That drew a stream of gall quite through my heart.
For thee, as we observe in tragedies
That a good actor many times is curs'd
For playing a villain's part, I hate thee for't,
And for my sake say thou hast done much ill, well.
Bos. Let me quicken your
memory, for I perceive
You are falling into ingratitude; I challenge
The reward due to my service.
Ferd. I'll tell thee
What I'll give thee.
Bos. Do.
Ferd. I'll give thee a
pardon
For this murder.
Bos. Ha!
Ferd. Yes, and 'tis
The largest bounty I can study to do thee.
By what authority didst thou execute
This bloody sentence?
Bos. By yours.
Ferd. Mine! was I her
judge?
Did any ceremonial form of law,
Doom her to not being? did a complete jury
Deliver her conviction up i'th' court?
Where shalt thou find this judgment register'd,
Unless in hell? see, like a bloody fool,
Th' hast forfeited thy life, and thou shalt die for't.
Bos. The office of
justice is perverted quite,
When one thief hangs another. Who shall dare
To reveal this?
Ferd. O, I'll tell thee;
The wolf shall find her grave, and scrape it up,
Not to devour the corpse, but to discover
The horrid murder.
Bos. You, not I, shall
quake for't.
Ferd. Leave me.
Bos. I will first receive
my pension.
Ferd. You are a villain.
Bos. When your
ingratitude
Is judge, I am so.
Ferd. O horror,
That not the fear of him, which binds the devils,
Can prescribe man obedience!
Never look upon me more.
Bos. Why, fare thee well:
Your brother and yourself are worthy men:
You have a pair of hearts are hollow graves,
Rotten, and rotting others; and your vengeance,
Like two chain'd bullets, still goes arm in arm.
You may be brothers; for treason, like the plague,
Doth take much in a blood. I stand like one
That long hath ta'en a sweet and golden dream:
I am angry with myself, now that I wake.
Ferd. Get thee into some
unknown part o'th' world,
That I may never see thee.
Bos. Let me know
Wherefore I should be thus neglected? Sir,
I serv'd your tyranny, and rather strove,
To satisfy yourself, than all the world:
And though I loath'd the evil, yet I lov'd
You that did counsel it; and rather sought
To appear a true servant, than an honest man.
Ferd. I'll go hunt the
badger by owl-light:
'Tis a deed of darkness.
[Exit.
Bos. He's much
distracted. Off, my painted honour!
While with vain hopes our faculties we tire,
We seem to sweat in ice and freeze in fire.
What would I do, were this to do again?
I would not change my peace of conscience
For all the wealth of Europe. She stirs; here's life:-
Return, fair soul, from darkness, and lead mine
Out of this sensible hell:- she's warm, she breathes:-
Upon thy pale lips I will melt my heart,
To store them with fresh colour.- Who's there!
Some cordial drink! Alas! I dare not call:
So pity would destroy pity. Her eye opes,
And heaven in it seems to ope, that late was shut,
To take me up to mercy.
Duch. Antonio!
Bos. Yes, madam, he is
living;
The dead bodies you saw, were but feign'd statues;
He's reconcil'd to your brothers; the Pope hath wrought
The atonement.
Duch. Mercy!
[She dies.
Bos. O, she's gone again!
there the cords of life broke.
O, sacred innocence, that sweetly sleeps
On turtles' feathers, whilst a guilty conscience
Is a black register, wherein is writ
All our good deeds and bad, a perspective
That shews us hell! That we cannot be suffer'd
To do good when we have a mind to it!
This is manly sorrow;
These tears, I am very certain, never grew
In my mother's milk: my estate is sunk
Below the degree of fear: where were
These penitent fountains, while she was living?
O, they were frozen up! Here is a sight
As direful to my soul, as is the sword
Unto a wretch hath slain his father. Come,
I'll bear thee hence,
And execute thy last will; that's deliver
Thy body to the reverend dispose
Of some good women: that, the cruel tyrant
Shall not deny me. Then I'll post to Milan,
Where somewhat I will speedily enact
Worth my dejection.
[Exit.
Act V, Scene I.
Enter ANTONIO and DELIO.
Antonio. What think you
of my hope of reconcilement
To the Arragonian brethren?
Delio. I misdoubt it;
For though they have sent letter of safe conduct
For your repair to Milan, they appear
But nets to entrap you. The Marquis of Pescara,
Under whom you hold certain land in cheat,
Much 'gainst his noble nature hath been mov'd
To seize those lands, and some of his dependents
Are at this instant making it their suit
To be invested in your revenues.
I cannot think they mean well to you life,
That do deprive you of your means of life,
Your living.
Ant. You are still an
heretic
To any safety I can shape myself.
Delio. Here comes the
marquis: I will make myself
Petitioner for some part of your land,
To know whither it is flying.
Ant. I pray do.
Enter PESCARA.
Delio. Sir, I have a suit
to you.
Pes. To me?
Delio. An easy one:
There is the citadel of St. Bennet,
With some demesnes, of late in the possession
Of Antonio Bologna,- please you bestow them on me.
Pes. You are my friend;
but this is such a suit,
Nor fit for me to give, nor you to take.
Delio. No, sir?
Pes. I will give you
ample reason for't,
Soon in private: here's the cardinal's mistress.
Enter JULIA.
Julia. My lord, I am
grown your poor petitioner,
And should be an ill beggar, had I not
A great man's letter here, the cardinal's,
To court you in my favour.
Pes. He entreats for you
The citadel of St. Bennet, that belong'd
To the banish'd Bologna.
Julia. Yes.
Pes. I could not have
thought of a friend I could rather
Pleasure with it: 'tis yours.
Julia. Sir, I thank you;
And he shall know how doubly I am engag'd
Both in your gift, and speediness of giving,
Which makes your grant the greater.
[Exit.
Ant. How they fortifiy
Themselves with my ruin!
Delio. Sir, I am
Little bound to you.
Pes. Why?
Delio. Because you denied
this suit to me, and gave't
To such a creature.
Pes. Do you know what it
was?
It was Antonio's land; not forfeited
By course of law, but ravish'd from his throat
By the cardinal's entreaty: it were not fit
I should bestow so main a piece of wrong
Upon my friend; 'tis a gratification
Only due to a strumpet, for it is injustice.
Shall I sprinkle the pure blood of innocents
To make those followers I call my friends
Look ruddier upon me? I am glad
This land, ta'en from the owner by such a wrong,
Returns again unto so foul an use,
As salary for his lust. Learn, good Delio,
To ask noble things of me, and you shall find
T'll be a noble giver.
Delio. You instruct me
well.
Ant. Why, here's a man
now, would fright impudence
From sauciest beggars.
Pes. Prince Ferdinand's
come to Milan,
Sick, as they give out, of an apoplexy;
But some say, 'tis a frenzy: I am going
To visit him.
[Exit.
Ant. 'Tis a noble old
fellow.
Delio. What course do you
mean to take, Antonio?
Ant. This night I mean to
venture all my fortune,
Which is no more than a poor lingering life,
To the cardinal's worst of malice: I have got
Private access to his chamber; and intend
To visit him about the mid of night,
As once his brother did our noble duchess.
It may be that the sudden apprehension
Of danger, for I'll go in mine own shape,
When he shall see it fright with love and duty,
May draw the poison out of him, and work
A friendly reconcilement: if it fail,
Yet is shall rid me of this infamous calling;
For better fall once, than be ever falling.
Delio. I'll second you in
all danger, and, howe'er;
My life keeps rank with yours.
Ant. You are still my
lov'd and best friend.
[Exeunt.
Act V,
Scene II.
Enter PESCARA and DOCTOR.
Pes. Now, doctor, may I
visit your patient?
Doc. If't please your
lordship: but he's instantly
To take the air here in the gallery
By my direction.
Pes. Pray thee, what's
his disease?
Doc. A very pestilent
disease, my lord,
They call lycanthropia.
Pes. What's that?
I need a dictionary to't?
Doc. I'll tell you.
In those that are possess'd with't there o'erflows
Such melancholy humour, they imagine
Themselves to be transformed into wolves;
Steal forth to church-yards in the dead of night,
And dig dead bodies up: as two nights since
One met the duke 'bout midnight in a lane
Behind St. Mark's Church, with the leg of a man
Upon his shoulder, and he howl'd fearfully;
Said he was a wolf, only the difference
Was, a wolf's skin was hairy on the outside,
His on the inside; bade them take their swords,
Rip up his flesh, and try: straight, I was sent for,
And having minister'd unto him, found his grace
Very well recover'd.
Pes. I am glad on't.
Doc. Yet not without some
fear
Of a relapse. If he grow to his fit again,
I'll go a nearer way to work with him
Than ever paracelsus dream'd of; if
They'll give me leave, I'll buffet his madness out of him.
Stand aside; he comes.
Enter FERDINAND, MALATESTE,
CARDINAL, and BOSOLA.
Ferd. Leave me.
Mal. Why doth your
lordship love this solitariness?
Ferd. Eagles commonly fly
alone: they are crows,
Daws, and starlings that flock together. Look,
What's that follows me?
Mal. Nothing, my lord.
Ferd. Yes.
Mal. 'Tis your shadow.
Ferd. Stay it; let it not
haunt me.
Mal. Impossible, if you
move, and the sun shine.
Ferd. I will throttle it.
Mal. O, my lord, you are
angry with nothing.
Ferd. You are a fool:
How is't possible I should catch my shadow,
Unless I fall upon't? When I go to hell,
I mean to carry a bribe; for, look you,
Good gifts evermore make way for the worst persons.
Pes. Rise, good my lord.
Ferd. I am studying the
art of patience.
Pes. 'Tis a noble virtue.
Ferd. To drive six snails
before me from this town
To Moscow; neither use goad nor whip to them,
But let them take their own time;- (the patient'st man i'th' world
Match me for an experiment)- and I'll crawl
After like a sheep-biter.
Card. Force him up.
Ferd. Use me well, you
were best.
What I have done, I have done: I'll confess nothing.
Doc. Now let me come to
him.- Are you mad,
My lord, are you out of your princely wits?
Ferd. What's he?
Pes. Your doctor.
Ferd. Let me have his
beard sawed off,
And his eye-brows filed more civil.
Doc. I must do mad tricks
with him, for that's the only way on't.- I
have brought
Your grace a salamander's skin, to keep you
From sun-burning.
Ferd. I have cruel sore
eyes.
Doc. The white of a
cockatrix's egg is present remedy.
Ferd. Let it be new-laid
one, you were best.
Hide me from him: physicians are like kings,
They brook no contradiction.
Doc. Now he begins to
fear me:
Now let me be alone with him.
Card. How now? put off
your gown!
Doc. Let me have
Some forty urinals filled with rose-water:
He and I'll go pelt one another with them.-
Now he begins to fear me.- Can you fetch a frisk, sir?
Let him go, let him go upon my peril:
I find by his eye he stands in awe of me;
I'll make him as tame as a dormouse.
Ferd. Can you fetch your
frisks, sir! I will stamp him
Into a cullis,
Flay off his skin, to cover one of the anatomies
This rogue hath set i'th' cold yonder
In Barber-Chirugeon's-hall.
Hence, hence! you are all of you like beasts for sacrifice:
There's nothing left of you, but tongue and belly,
Flattery and lechery.
[Exit.
Pes. Doctor, he did not
fear you thoroughly.
Doc. True; I was somewaht
too forward.
Bos. Mercy upon me, what
a fatal judgement
Hath fall'n upon this Ferdinand!
Pes. Knows your grace
What accident hath brought unto the prince
This strange distraction?
Card. I must feig
somewhat:- Thus they say it grew.
You have heard it rumour'd for these many years,
None of our family dies but there is seen
The shape of an old woman, which is given
By tradition to us to have been murder'd
By her nephews, for her riches. Such a figure
One night, as the prince sat up late at's book,
Appear'd to him; when, crying out for help,
The gentleman of's chamber, found his grace
All on a cold sweat, alter'd much in face
And language: since which apparition,
He hath grown worse and worse, and I much fear
He cannot live.
Bos. Sit, I would speak
with you.
Pes. We'll leave your
grace,
Wishing to the sick prince, our noble lord,
All health of mind and body.
Card. You are most
welcome.
[Exeunt all but Cardinal
and Bosola.
Are you come? so.- This
fellow must not know
By any means I had intelligence
In our duchess' death; for though I counsell'd it,
The full of all th' engagement seem'd to grow
From Ferdinand.- Now, sir, how fares our sister?
I do not think but sorrow makes her look
Like to an oft-dy'd garment: she shall now
Taste comfort from me. Why do you look so wildly?
O, the fortune of your master here, the prince,
Dejects you; but be you of happy comfort:
If you'll do one thing for me, I'll entreat,
Though he had a cold tombstone o'er his bones,
I'd make you what you would be.
Bos. Anything,
Give it me in a breath, and fly to't:
They that think long, small expedition win,
For musing much o'th' end, cannot begin.
Enter JULIA.
Julia. Sir, will you come
in to supper?
Card. I am busy; leave
me.
Julia. What an excellent
shape hath that fellow!
[Exit.
Card. 'Tis thus. Antonio
lurks here in Milan:
Enquire him out, and kill him. While he lives,
Our sister cannot marry, and I have thought
Of anexcellent match for her. Do this, and style me
Thy advancement.
Bos. But by what means
shall I find him out?
Card. There is a
gentleman call'd Delio,
Here in the camp, that hath been long approv'd
His loyal friend. Set eye upon that fellow;
Follow him to mass; maybe Antonio,
Although he do account religion
But a school-name, for fashion of the world
May accompany him; or else go enquire out
Delio's confessor, and see if you can bribe
Him to reveal it. There are a thousand ways
A man might find to trace him; as to know
What fellows haunt the Jews, for taking up
Great sums of money, for sure he's in want;
Or else to go to th' picture-makers, and learn
Who bought her picture lately: some of these
Happily may take.
Bos. Well, I'll not
freeze i'th' business:
I would see that wretched thing, Antonio,
Above all sights i'th' world.
Card. Do, and be happy.
[Exit.
Bos. This fellow doth
breed basilisks in's eyes,
He's nothing else but murder; yet he seems
Not to have notice of the duchess' death.
'Tis his cunning: I must follow his example;
There cannot be a surer way to trace
Than that of an old fox.
Enter JULIA.
Julia. So, sir, you are
well met.
Bos. How now?
Julia. Nay, the doors are
fast enough:
Now, sir, I will make you confess your treachery.
Bos. Treachery!
Julia. Yes, confess to me
Which of my women 'twas you hired to put
Love-powder into my drink?
Bos. Love-powder!
Julia. Yes, when I was at
Malfi.
Why should I fall in love with such a face else?
I have already suffer'd for thee so much pain,
The only remedy to do me good,
Is to kill my longing.
Bos. Sure your pistol
holds
Nothing but perfumes, or kissing-comforts. Excellent lady!
You have a pretty way on't to discover
Your longing. Come, come, I'll disarm you,
And arm you thus: yet this is wondrous strange.
Julia. Compare thy form
and my eyes together,
You'll find my love no such great miracle. Now you'll say
I am wanton: this nice modesty in ladies
Is but a troublesome familiar
That haunts them.
Bos. Know you me, I am a
blunt soldier.
Julia. The better;
Sure, there wants fire, where there are no lively sparks
Of roughness.
Bos. And I want
compliment.
Julia. Why, ignorance in
courtship cannot make you do amiss,
If you have a heart to do well.
Bos. You are very fair.
Julia. Nay, if you lay
beauty to my charge,
I must plead unguilty.
Bos. Your bright eyes
Carry a quiver of darts in them, sharper
Than sun-beams.
Julia. You will mar me
with commendation,
Put yourself to the chard of courting me,
Whereas now I woo you.
Bos.I have it; I will
work upon this creature.-
Let us grow most amorously familiar:
If the great cardinal should see me thus,
Would he not count me a villain?
Julia. No, he might count
me a wanton,
Not lay a scruple of offence on you;
For if I see, and steal a diamond,
The fault is not i'th' stone, but in me the thief
That purloins it. I am sudden with you:
We that are great women of pleasure, use to cut off
These uncertain wishes and unquiet longings,
And in an instant join the sweet delight
And the pretty excuse together. Had you been i'th' street,
Under my chamber window, even there
I should have courted you.
Bos. O, you are an
excellent lady!
Julia. Bid me do somewhat
for you presently,
To express I love you.
Bos. I will, and if you
love me,
Fail not to effect it. The cardinal is grown wondrous melancholy:
Demand the cause, let him not put you off
With feign'd excuse; discover the main ground on't.
Julia. Why would you know
this?
Bos. I have depende on
him,
And I hear that he is fall'n in some disgrace
With the emperor; if he be, like the mice
That forsake falling houses, I would shift
To other dependance.
Julia. You shall not need
follow the wars:
I'll be your maintenance.
Bos. And I your loyal
servant;
But I cannot leave my calling.
Julia. Not leave
An ungrateful general, for the love of a sweet lady!
You are like some cannot sleep in feather-beds,
But must have blocks for their pillows.
Bos. Will you do this?
Julia. Cunningly.
Bos. To-morrow, I'll
expect th'intelligence.
Julia. To-morrow! get you
into my cabinet;
You shall have it with you. Do not delay me,
No more than I do you: I am like one
That is condemn'd; I have my pardon promis'd,
But I would see it seal'd. Go, get you in:
You shall see me wind my tongue about his heart,
Like a skein of silk.
[Exit Bosola.
Enter CARDINAL and SERVANTS.
Card. Where are you?
Serv. Here.
Card. Let none, upon your
lives
Have conference with the prince Ferdinand,
Unless I know it:-
[Exeunt Servants.
In this distraction, he
may reveal the murder.
Yond's my lingering consumption:
I am weary of her, and by any means
Would be quit of.
Julia. How now, my lord,
what ails you?
Card. Nothing.
Julia. O, you are much
alter'd!
Come, I must be your secretary, and remove
This lead from off your bosom: what's the mattere?
Card. I may not tell you.
Julia. Are you so far in
love with sorrow,
You cannot part with part of it? or think you
I cannot love your grace when you are sad
As well as merry? or do you suspect
I, that have been a secret to your heart
These many winters, cannot be the same
Unto your tongue?
Card. Satisfy thy
longing:
The only wal to make thee keep my counsel
Is, not to tell thee.
Julia. Tell your echo
this,
Or flatterers, that like echoes still report
What they hear though most imperfect, and not me;
For, if that you be true unto yourself,
I'll know.
Card. Will you rack me?
Julia. No, judgment shall
Draw it from you: it is an equal fault,
To tell one's secrets unto all or none.
Card. The first argues
folly.
Julia. But the last
tyranny.
Card. Very well; why,
imagine I have committed
Some secret deed, which I desire the world
May not hear of.
Julia. Therefore may not
I know it?
You have conceald'd for me as great a sin
As adultery. Sir, never was occasion
For perfect trial of my constancy
Till now: sir, I beseech you-
Card. You'll repent it.
Julia. Never.
Card. It hurries thee to
ruin: I'll not tell thee.
Be well advis'd, and think what danger 'tis
To receive a prince's secrets: they that do,
Had need have their breasts hoop'd with adamant
To contain them. I pray thee yet be satisfied;
Examine thine own frailty; 'tis more easy
To tie knots, than unloose them: 'tis a secret
That, like a lingering poison, may chance lie
Spread in thy veins, and kill thee seven year hence.
Julia. Now you dally with
me.
Card. No more, thou shalt
know it.
By my appointment, the great Duchess of Malfi,
And two of her young children, four nights since,
Were strangl'd.
Julia. O heaven! sir,
what have you done?
Card. How now! how
settles this? think you
Your bosom will be a grave dark and obscure enough
For such a secret?
Julia. You have undone
yourself, sir.
Card. Why?
Julia. It lies not in me
to conceal it.
Card. No! Come, I will
swear you to't upon this book.
Julia. Most religiously.
Card. Kiss it.
Now you shall never utter it; thy curiosity
Hath undone thee: thou art poison'd with that book;
Because I knew thou couldst not keep my counsel,
I have bound thee to't by death.
Enter BOSOLA.
Bos. For pity sake, hold.
Card. Ha, Bosola!
Julia. I forgive you
This equal piece of justice you have done;
For I betray'd your counsel to that fellow:
He overheard it; that was the cause I said
It lay not in me to conceal it.
Bos. O, foolish woman,
Couldst not thou have posison'd him?
Julia. 'Tis weakness,
Too much to think what should have been done.
I go, I know not whither.
[Dies.
Card. Wherefore com'st
thou hither?
Bos. That I might find a
great man, like yourself,
Not out of his wits, as the Lord Ferdinand,
To remember my service.
Card. I'll have thee
hew'd in pieces.
Bos. Make not yourself
such a promise of that life,
Which is not yours to dispose of.
Card. Who plac'd thee
here?
Bos. Her lust, as she
intended.
Card. Very well: now you
know me
For your fellow-murderer.
Bos. And wherefore should
you lay your fair marble colours
Upon your rotten purposes to me?
Unless you imitate some that do plot great treasons,
And when they have done, go hide themselves i'th' graves
Of those were actors in't?
Card. No more;
There is a fortune attends thee.
Bos. Shall I go sue to
fortune any longer?
'Tis the fool's pilgrimage.
Card. I have honours in
store for thee.
Bos. There are a many
ways that conduct to seeming
Honour, and some of them very dirty ones.
Card. Throw to the devil
Thy melancholy. The fire burns well;
What need we keep a stirring of't, and make
A greater smother? thou wilt kill Antonio?
Bos. Yes.
Card. Take up that body.
Bos. I think I shall
Shortly grow the common bier for church-yards.
Card. I will allow thee
some dozen of attendants,
To aid thee in the murder.
Bos. O, by no means.
Physicians that apply horseleeches to any rank swelling,
Use to cut off their tails, that the blood may run through them
The faster: let me have no train when I go to shed blood,
Lest it make me have a greater when I ride to the gallows.
Card. Come to me after
midnight, to help to remove that body
To her own lodging: I'll give out she died o'th' plague;
'Twill breed the less enquiry after her death.
Bos. Where's Castruccio,
her husband?
Card. He's rode to
Naples, to take possession
Of Antonio's citadel.
Bos. Believe me, you have
done a very happy turn.
Card. Fail not to come:
there is the master-key
Of our lodgings; and by that you may conceive
What trust I plant in you.
Bos. You shall find me
ready.
[Exit Cardinal.
O, poor, Antonio, though
nothing be so needful
To thy estate, as pity, yet I find
Nothing so dangerous! I must look to my footing:
In such slippery ice-pavements, men had need
To be frost-nail'd well, they may break their necks else;
The precedent's here afore me. How this man
Bears up in blood! seems fearless! why, 'tis well:
Security some men call the suburbs of hell,
Only a dead wall between. Well, good Antonio,
I'll seek thee out; and all my cares shall be
To put thee into safety from the reach
Of these most cruel biters, that have got
Some of thy blood already. It may be,
I'll join with thee, in a most just revenge:
The weakest arm is strong enough, that strikes
With the sword of justice. Still methinks the duchess
Haunts me: there, there!- 'tis nothing but my melancholy.
O Penitence, let me truly taste thy cup,
That throws men down, only to raise them up!
[Exit.
Act V,
Scene III.
Enter ANTONIO and DELIO.
Delio. Yond's the
cardinal's window. This fortification
Grew from the ruins of an ancient abbey;
And to yond' side o'th' river lies a wall,
Piece of a cloister, which in my opinion
Gives the best echo that you ever heard,
So hollow and so dismal, and withal
So plain in the distinction of our words,
That many have suppos'd it is a spirit
That answers.
Ant. I do love these
ancient ruins.
We never tread upon them, but we set
Our foot upon some reverend history:
And, questionless, here in this open court,
Which now lies naked to the injuries
Of stormy weather, some men lie interr'd
Lov'd the church so well, and gave so largely to't,
They thought it should have canopied their bones
Till doom's-day; but all things have their end:
Churches and cities, which have diseases like to men,
Must have like death that we have.
Echo (from the Duchess'
grave). Like death that we have.
Delio. Now the echo hath
caught you.
Ant. It groan'd,
methought, and gave
A very deadly accent.
Echo. Deadly accent.
Delio. I told you 'twas a
pretty one: you may make it
A huntsman, or a falconer, a musician,
Or a thing of sorrow.
Echo. A thing of sorrow.
Ant. Ay sure, that suits
it best.
Echo. That suits it best.
Ant. 'Tis very like my
wife's voice.
Echo. Ay, wife's voice.
Delio. Come, let us walk
farther from't.
I would not have you go to th' cardinal's to-night:
Do not.
Echo. Do not.
Delio. Wisdom doth not
more moderate wasting sorrow,
Than time: take time for't: be mindful of thy safety.
Echo. Be mindful of the
safety.
Ant. Necessity compels
me:
Make scrutiny throughout the passes
Of your own life, you'll find it impossible
To fly your fate.
Echo. O fly your fate!
Delio. Hark! the dead
stones seem to have pity on you,
And give you good counsel.
Ant. Echo, I will not
talk with thee,
For thou art a dead thing.
Echo. Thou art a dead
thing.
Ant. My duchess is
a-sleep now,
And her little ones, I hope sweetly: O heaven,
Shall I never see her more?
Echo. Never see her more.
Ant. I mark'd not one
repetition of the echo
But that; and on the sudden, a clear light
Presented me a face folded in sorrow.
Delio. Your fancy merely.
Ant. Come, I'll be out of
this ague,
For to live thus, is not indeed to live;
It is a mockery and abuse of life:
I will not henceforth save myself by halves;
Lose all, or nothing.
Delio. Your own virtue
save you!
I'll fetch your eldest son, and second you:
It may be that the sight of his own blood
Spread in so sweet a figure, may beget
The more compassion.
However, fare you well.
Though in our miseries fortune have a part,
Yet in our noble sufferings she hath none;
Contempt of pain, that we may call our own.
[Exeunt.
Act V,
Scene IV.
Enter CARDINAL, PESCARA, MALATESTE,
RODERIGO, GRISOLAN.
Card. You shall not watch
to-night by the sick prince;
His grace is very well recover'd.
Mal. Good, my lord,
suffer us.
Card. O, by no means:
The noise and change of object in his eye
Doth more distract him: I pray, all to bed;
And though you hear him in his violent fit,
Do not rise, I entreat you.
Pes. So, sir; we shall
not.
Card. Nay, I must have
you promise
Upon your honours, for I was enjoin'd to't
By himself; and he seem'd to urge it sensibly.
Pes. Let our honours bind
this trifle.
Card. Nor any of your
followers.
Mal. Neither.
Card. It may be, to make
trial of your promise,
When he's asleep, myself will rise and feign
Some of his mad tricks, and cry out for help,
And feign myself in danger.
Mal. If your throat were
cutting,
I'd not come at you, now I have protested against it.
Card. Why, I thank you.
Gris. 'Twas a foul storm
to-night.
Rod. The Lord Ferdinand's
chamber shook like an osier.
Mal. 'Twas nothing but
pure kindness in the devil,
To rock his own child.
[Exeunt all but the Cardinal.
Card. The reason why I
would not suffer these
About my brother, is, because at midnight
I may with better privacy convey
Julia's body to her own lodging. O, my conscience!
I would pray now; but the devil takes away my heart
For having any confidence in prayer.
About this hour I appointed Bosola
To fetch the body: when he hath served my turn,
He dies.
[Exit.
Enter BOSOLA.
Bos. Ha! 'twas the
cardinal's voice; I heard him name
Bosola, and my death: listen, I hear one's footing.
Enter FERDINAND.
Ferd. Strangling is a
very quiet death.
Bos. Nay then, I see I
must stand upon my guard.
Ferd. What say to that?
whisper softly; do you agree to't?
So, it must be done i'th' dark; the cardinal
Would not for a thousand pounds the doctor should see it.
[Exit.
Bos. My death is plotted;
here's the consequence of murder.
We value not desert nor Christian breath,
When we know black deeds must be cur'd with death.
Enter SERVANT and ANTONIO.
Serv. Here stay, sir, and
be confident, I pray:
I'll fetch you a dark lantern.
[Exit.
Ant. Could I take him at
his prayers,
There were hope of pardon.
Bos. Fall right my sword:
I'll not give thee so much leisure as to pray.
Ant. O, I am gone! Thou
hast ended a long suit
In a minute.
Bos. What art thou?
Ant. A most wretched
thing,
That only have the benefit in death,
To appear myself.
Enter SERVANT with a light.
Serv. Where are you, sir?
Ant. Very near my home.-
Bosola!
Serv. O, misfortune!
Bos. Smother thy pity,
thou art dead else.- Antonio!
The man I would have sav'd 'bove mine own life!
We are merely the stars' tennis-balls, struck and banded
Which way please them. O good Antonio,
I'll whisper one thing in thy dying ear,
Shall make thy heart break quickly! thy fair duchess
And two sweet children-
Ant. Their very names
Kindle a little life in me.
Bos. Are murder'd.
Ant. Some men have wish'd
to die
At the hearing of sad tidings; I am glad
That I shall do't in sadness: I would not now
Wish my wounds balm'd nor heal'd, for I have no use
To put my life to. In all our quest of greatness,
Like wanton boys, whose pastime is their care,
We follow after bubbles blown in th' air.
Pleasure of life, what is't? only the good hours
Of an ague; merely a preparative to rest,
To endure vexation. I do not ask
The process of my death; only commend me
To Delio.
Bos. Break, heart!
Ant. And let my son fly
the courts of princes.
[Dies.
Bos. Thou seem'st to have
lov'd Antonio?
Serv. I brought him
hither,
To have reconcil'd him to the Cardinal.
Bos. I do not ask thee
that:
Take him up, if thou tender thy own life,
And bear him where the lady Julia
Was want to lodge.- O my fate moves swift!
I have this cardinal in the forge already,
Now I'll bring him to th' hammer. O direful misprision!
I will not imitate things glorious,
No more than base; I'll be mine own example.-
On, on, and look thou represent, for silence,
The thing thou bear'st.
[Exeunt.
Act V,
Scene V.
Enter CARDINAL, with a book.
Card. I am puzzled in a
question about hell:
He says, in hell there's one material fire,
And yet it shall not burn all men alike.
Lay him by. How tedious is a guilty conscience!
When I look into the fish-ponds in my garden,
Methinks I see a thing arm'd with a rake,
That seems to strike at me.-
Enter BOSOLA and the SERVANT.
Now, art thou come? thou
look'st ghastly;
There sits in thy face some great determination,
Mix'd with some fear.
Bos. Thus it lightens
into action:
I am come to kill thee.
Card. Ha! help! our
guard!
Bos. Thou art deceiv'd;
They are out of thy howling.
Card. Hold; and I will
faithfully divide
Revenues with thee.
Bos. Thy prayers and
proffers
Are both unseasonable.
Card. Raise the watch! we
are betray'd.
Bos. I have confin'd your
flight:
I'll suffer your retreat to Julia's chamber,
But no further.
Card. Help! we are
betray'd.
Enter MALATESTE, PESCARA,
RODERIGO, and GRISOLAN, above.
Mal. Listen.
Card. My dukedom for
rescue!
Rod. Fie upon his
counterfeiting.
Mal. Why, 'tis not the
Cardinal.
Rod. Yes, yes, 'tis he:
But I'll see him hang'd ere I'll go down to him.
Card. Here's a plot upon
me; I am assaulted! I am lost
Unless some rescue!
Gris. He doth this pretty
well;
But it will not serve to laugh me out of mine honour.
Card. The sword's at my
throat!
Rod. You would not bawl
so loud then.
Mal. Come, come, let's go
to bed: he told us thus much aforehand.
Pes. He wish'd you should
not come at him; but believe't,
The accent of the voice sounds not in jest:
I'll down to him, howsoever, and with engines
Force ope the doors.
[Exit.
Rod. Let's follow him
aloof,
And note how the Cardinal will laugh at him.
[Exeunt, above, Malateste,
Roderigo, and Grisolan.
Bos. There's for you
first,
'Cause you shall not unbarricade the door
To let in rescue.
[He kills the servant.
Card. What cause hast
thou to pursue my life?
Bos. Look there.
Card. Antonio!
Bos. Slain by my hand
unwittingly:
Pray, and be sudden: when thou kill'd'st thy sister,
Thou took'st from justice her most equal balance,
And left her nought but her sword.
Card. O mercy!
Bos. Now it seems thy
greatness was only outward;
For thou fall'st faster of thyself, than calamity
Can drive thee: I'll not waste longer time; there.
[Stabs him.
Card. Thou hast hurt me.
Bos. Again.
Card. Shall I die like a
leveret,
Without any resistance? Help, help, help!
I am slain.
Enter FERDINAND.
Ferd. Th' alarum! give me
a fresh horse;
Rally the vaunt-guard, or the day is lost.
Yield, yield: I give you the honours of arms,
Shake my sword over you; will you yield?
Card. Help me, I am your
brother!
Ferd. The devil! my
brother fight upon the adverse party!
[He wounds the Cardinal,
and (in the scuffle)
gives Bosola his death
wound.
There flies your ransom.
Card. O justice!
I suffer now for what hath former bin:
Sorrow is held the eldest child of sin.
Ferd. Now you're brave
fellows.
Caesar's fortune was harder than Pompeys's;
Caesar died in the arms of prosperity,
Pompey at the feet of disgrace.
You both died in the field.
The pain's nothing: pain many time is taken away with
The apprehension of greater, as the tooth-ache with the sight
Of a barber that comes to pull it out: there's philosophy for you.
Bos. Now my revenge is
perfect. Sink, thou main cause
[He stabs Ferdinand.
Of my undoing. The last
part of my life
Hath done me best service.
Ferd. Give me some wet
hay, I am broken-winded.
I do account this world but a dog-kennel:
I will vault credit and affect high pleasures,
Beyond death.
Bos. He seems to come to
himself, now he's so near the bottom.
Ferd. My sister, O my
sister! there's the cause on't.
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust,
Like diamonds, we are cut with our own dust.
[Dies.
Card. Thou hast thy
payment too.
Bos. Yes, I hold my weary
soul in my teeth;
'Tis ready to part from me. I do glory
That thou, which stood'st like a huge pyramid
Begun upon a large and ample base,
Shalt end in a little point, a kind of nothing.
Enter PESCARA and the others.
Pes. How now, my lord!
Mal. O, sad disaster!
Rod. How comes this?
Bos. Revenge for the
Duchess of Malfi, murder'd
By the Arragonian brethren; for Antonio,
Slain by this hand; for lustful Julia,
Poison'd by this man; and lastly for myself,
That was an actor in the main of all
Much 'gainst mine own good nature, yet i'th' end
Neglected.
Pes. How now, my lord!
Card. Look to my brother:
He gave us these large wounds, as we were struggling
Here i'th' rushes. And now, I pray, let me
Be laid by and never thought of.
[Dies.
Pes. How fatally, it
seems, he did withstand
His own rescue!
Mal. Thou wretched thing
of blood,
How came Antonio by his death?
Bos. In a mist: I know
not how:
Such a mistake as I have often seen
In a play. O, I am gone!
We are only like dead walls, or vaulted graves,
That ruin'd, yield no echo. Fare you well.
It may be pain, but no harm to me to die,
In so good a quarrel. O, this gloomy world!
In what a shadow, or deep pit of darkness,
Doth womanish and feaful mankind live!
Let worthy minds ne'er stagger in distrust
To suffer death or shame for what is just:
Mine is another voyage.
[Dies.
Pes. The noble Delio, as
I came to th' palace,
Told me of Antonio's being here, and shew'd me
A pretty gentleman, his son and heir.
Enter DELIO, and Antonio's
SON.
Mal. O sir, you come too
late!
Delio. I heard so, and
Was arm'd for't, ere I came. Let us make noble use
Of this great ruin; and join all our force
To establish this young hopeful gentleman
In's mother's right. These wretched eminent things
Leave no more fame behind 'em, than should one
Fall in a frost, and leave his print in snow:
As soon as the sun shines, it ever melts,
Both form and matter. I have ever thought
Nature doth nothing so great for great men,
As when she's pleas'd to make them lords of truth:
Integrity of life is fame's best friend,
Which nobly, beyond death, shall crown the end.
The End.
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